Guest guest Posted July 1, 2000 Report Share Posted July 1, 2000 Was Dracula ever married? No,he was a bat-chelor. -------- What does a cat like to eat at breakfast time? Mice crispies. -------- What's the definition of CID? Coppers in disguise. -------- What happened when the frog's car broke down on the motorway? He was toad away. -------- How does a ship hear things? Through its enginEERS. -------- Why is a snake clever? Because you can't pull its leg. -------- Why did the elephant walk on two legs? To give the ants a chance. -------- What has teeth but never eats? A comb. -------- When is cricket like a crime? when it's hit and run. -------- What travels underground at 80 miles an hour? A mole on a motorbike. -------- What's black has two wheels and travels underground? A moleped. -------- What's the worst trip to take? A long sea voyage? A transatlantic flight? No - the trip to the headmaster's study. -------- What's the cheapest way to see the world? Buy an atlas. -------- What table is made of paper and has no legs? A timetable. -------- What do you write on a robot's gravestone? Rust in peace. -------- Why does the world never come to an end? Because it is round. -------- What kind of bolt is of no use? A thunderbolt. --------- Where does a chimney sweep keep his brushes? In a soot case. to be continued.......... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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