Guest guest Posted July 5, 2000 Report Share Posted July 5, 2000 Hare Krishna \\|// (o o) ORACLE SERVICE HUMOR MAILING LIST ------------oOOo-(_)-oOOo-------------- ACTUAL DOCTOR GRAMMAR * The baby was delivered, the cord clamped and cut, and handed to the pediatrician, who breathed and cried immediately. * The skin was moist and dry. * Rectal exam revealed a normal size thyroid. * The patient had waffles for breakfast and anorexia for lunch. * She stated that she had been constipated for most of her life until 1989 when she got a divorce. * The patient was in his usual state of good health until his airplane ran out of gas and crashed. * I saw your patient today, who is still under our car for physical therapy. * The patient was prepped and raped in the usual manner. * Examination reveals a well developed male laying in bed with his family in no distress. * Patient was alert and unresponsive. * When she fainted, her eyes rolled around the room. * The patient lives at home with his mother, father, and pet turtle, who is presently enrolled in day care three times a week. * Bleeding started in the rectal area and continued all the way to Los Angeles. Hare Krishna -- your servant, Balarama Dasa Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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