Guest guest Posted August 3, 2000 Report Share Posted August 3, 2000 A farmer rushed to his phone one day to report that his nearest neighbor's house was on fire. He promptly called 911 to report the fire. In the calmest voice he could muster, he reported the fire was at his neighbor's house two miles down the road. The dispatcher asked "How do we get there?" The farmer hesitated a few seconds then asked, "Don't you guys have those big red trucks anymore?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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