Guest guest Posted July 26, 2000 Report Share Posted July 26, 2000 > > An atheist is swimming in the ocean. All of a sudden he sees a shark in > > the water, so he starts swimming towards his boat. As he looks back he > > sees the shark turn and head towards him. His boat is a ways off and he > > starts swimming like crazy. He's scared to death, and as he turns to > see > > the jaws of the great white beast open, revealing its teeth in a horrific > > splendor, the atheist screams,"Oh God! Save me!" > > In an instant time is frozen and a bright light shines down from above. The > > man is motionless in the water when he hears the voice of God say, "You are > > an atheist. Why do you call upon me when you do not believe in me?" > > Aghast with confusion and knowing he can't lie the man replies, "Well, > > that's true I don't believe in you, but how about the shark? Can you > make > > the shark believe in you?" > > The Lord replies, "As you wish," and the light retracted back into the sky > > and the man could feel the water begin to move once again. As the atheist > > looks back he can see the jaws of the shark start to > close > > down on him, when all of sudden the shark stops and pulls back. Shocked, > > the man looks at the shark as the huge beast closes its eyes > and > > bows its head and says, "Mahaprasade govinde................" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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