Things Children Say

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Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on a stretcher next to

each other outside the operating room.

 

The first kid leans over and asks, "What are you in here for?"

 

The second kid says, "I'm in here to get my tonsils out and I'm

a little nervous."

 

The first kid says, "You've got nothing to worry about. I had that

done when I was four. They put you to sleep and when you wake

up, they give you lots of Jell-O and ice cream. It's a breeze."

 

The second kid then asks, "What are you here for?"

 

The first kid says, "A circumcision"

 

And the second kid says, "Whoa, I had that done when I was born.

Couldn't walk for a year!"