Guest guest Posted July 12, 2000 Report Share Posted July 12, 2000 ---------- Forwarded Message ---------- Text COM:3379271 (62 lines) Internet: "Bernstein, Julie" <julie.bernstein (AT) gwl (DOT) com> Date: 11-Jul-00 23:44 IWC (Internat. Women's Conference) [2753] Cc: RAJASANA (AT) (DOT) COM (sent: 12-Jul-00 05:05) (sender: Rajasana (dd) MG (UK Festivals)) FW: Where did Jesus come from? --------------------------- some comic relief....................................... \ Where did Jesus come from? > Scholars have long debated the exact ethnicity and nationality of Jesus. > > Recently, at a theological meeting in Rome, scholars had a heated > debate on > this subject. One by one, they offered their evidence............. > > THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS MEXICAN > 1. His first name was Jesus > 2. He was bilingual > 3. He was always being harassed by the authorities > > But then there were equally good arguments that....... > > JESUS WAS BLACK > 1. He called everybody "brother" > 2. He liked Gospel > 3. He couldn't get a fair trial > > But then there were equally good arguments that....... > > JESUS WAS JEWISH > 1. He went into His Father's business > 2. He lived at home until he was 33 > 3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin, and his Mother was sure he was > God > > But then there were equally good arguments that....... > > JESUS WAS ITALIAN > 1. He talked with his hands > 2. He had wine with every meal > 3. He used olive oil > > But then there were equally good arguments that....... > > JESUS WAS A CALIFORNIAN > 1. He never cut his hair > 2. He walked around barefoot > 3. He started a new religion > > But then there were equally good arguments that....... > > JESUS WAS IRISH > 1. He never got married > 2. He was always telling stories > 3. He loved green pastures > > But perhaps the most compelling evidence ......... > > THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS A WOMAN ..... > 1. He had to feed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was no food > 2. He kept trying to get the message across to a bunch of men who JUST > DIDN'T GET IT > 3. Even when He was dead, He had to get up because there was more work > to > do. > (Text COM:3379271) -------- ------- End of Forwarded Message ------ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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