hawgs

[Guest guest]

Hare Krishna.

 

After a weekend trip home to Arkansas, Bill Clinton stepped from the

helicopter and onto the White House lawn. He was carrying two Arkansas-bred

hawgs, one under each arm. At the

bottom of the steps, a young Marine snapped to attention, saluted sharply

and said, "Fine looking pigs, sir!"

 

Clinton turned and glared at the boy. "Son, don't you know I'm from

Arkansas? These ain't pigs. They're hawgs."

 

The Marine shot back, "Marine begs the Commander in Chief's pardon, SIR!

Fine looking hawgs, SIR!"

 

Clinton smiled with pride and the young man relaxed. The President

went on, "Thank you, son. You see this one here?" He lifted up the pig

under his right arm. "I got this one for Chelsea."

Then he nodded to the hawg on his left. "And this one here, I got for

Hillary."

 

At that the Marine snapped back to attention and said, "Outstanding

trade, SIR!"

 

Hare Krishna --

 

ys, Balarama Dasa