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how to identify a moron?

simple:be sure when he/she does 1 or more of the following .

c that is 'trips over a cordless' telephone ,

if puts lipstick on the forehead because he want to 'make' up his mind,

gets 'stabbed' in a shoot out

tries to 'drown' a fish in water

sells his car to get money for gas

if he misses his bus 22 he takes bus number 11 twice

takes a measurement instrument to measure as to how long he slept

keeps sugar below his pillow to have sweet dreams

throughs his watch to c time fly

send a fax with a stamp on it

when asked in job application form "salary expected "

he replies YES

what does socialism mean for a moron PARTY.

what does a moron do when has 1 white sheet put needs 2 .

simple make a photocopy of the first

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