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Letter COM:3476956 (64 lines) [W1]

Internet: shailesh dixit <shaileshdixit (AT) hotmail (DOT) com>

19-Aug-00 16:26 +0630

Gopinatha (das) RNS (BTG India) [1720]

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Enjoy this coool stuff!

Gabbar sends Kaalia and his other two colleagues to Ramgad for

collecting the 'loot-maar' software which he ordered.

 

They reach Ramgad and start shouting:

"Abe ho thakur. Baahar nikal. Kaha hai wo loot-maar software jo

hamne

order kiya tha".

Dhaniya,an old man comes out with a floppy in his hand.

Kaalia - "Kya laye ho dhaniya"

Dhaniya - "Financial Accounting software hai sarkar"

Kaalia - "Suwar ke bacche. Ye bekar software hamare liye banaya aur

woh loot - maar software kya apni beti ke baratiyon ke liye zip file

mein chuppa rakha hai. "

 

Thakur comes out of his house with anger, saying "Chillao mat

kaalia.

Jaakar gabbar se kah do ki Thakur Software walo ne paagal kutton ke

liye

software banana bund kar diya hai"

 

Kaalia- "Bahut garmi dikha rahe ho thakur. Koi naye programmers hire

kiye hain kya"

 

Thakur - "Nazar utha kar dekh Kaalia tere sar par powerbuilder chal

raha hai".

Kaalia lifts his head.

 

He sees Viru (Dharmendra) working on a PC on one water tank and Jay

(Amitabh) on another water tank, punching the keys of a Laptop.

 

Kaalia starts laughing and says "Haa Haa...Ye log programming

karenge

thakur.Haa haa.. inko to DOS commands bhi nahin aate.

Suno ramgad ke vasiyon, thakur ne gadhon ki software company banayi

hai"

 

Veeru shouts "Chup chap chala ja kaalia, ham log consultants hain,

kuch bhi kar sakte hai"

 

Jay hits some commands on his keyboard. Then says "Jao kaalia gabbar

se kahna ki uska server down ho gaya"

 

Kaalia - "Jaata hoon thakur. Agar gabbar ko pata chala ki Thakur

Software services walon ne uska loot - maar software nahin banaya to

wo

poore network mein virus daal dega"

 

At the GABBAR's den..

 

GABBAR:

"Kittnay bugs thay"?

KALIA:

"Do sarkaar"

GABBAR:

"Woh do! Aur tum teen. Phir bhee fix nahin kar sake? Kya soch kay

aaye

thay? Gabbar bahut khus hoga. Naya assignment dega, kyoon? Iski saja

milegi.. Barobar milegi!"

[ Snatches an X terminal from Sambha]

"Kitne sessions hain is machine mein?"

Sambha: Chhay Sarkaar.

GABBAR: "Session chhay aur programmer teen. Bahoot nainsaafi hai.

[logout.. logout.. logout...]

Haan.. ab theek hai... Ab tera kyaa hoga kaalia"?

KAALIA: "Sarkaar, maine aapka code likha tha sarkar"?

GABBAR: " To aab documentation likh" !!!

[LOGOUT.....]

Cheers....

Ana

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