THINGS YOU'D LOVE TO SAY AT WORK....... BUT CAN'T!

[Guest guest]

THINGS YOU'D LOVE TO SAY AT WORK....... BUT CAN'T!

 

I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard

to pronounce.

 

I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate

yourself in public.

 

I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.

 

It sounds like English, but I can't understand a word

you're saying.

 

I can see your point, but I still think you're full of

it.

 

I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid.

 

You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers.

 

I have plenty of talent and vision. I just don't give a

damn.

 

I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.

 

Thank you. We're all refreshed and challenged by your

unique point of view.

 

What am I? Flypaper for freaks!?

 

Yes, I am an agent of Satan, but my duties are largely

ceremonial.

 

And your crybaby whiny-butt opinion would be...?

 

Do I look like a people person?

 

This isn't an office. It's Hell with fluorescent

lighting.

 

Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.

 

If I throw a stick, will you leave?

 

I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.

 

Can I trade this job for what's behind door #1?

 

How do I set a laser printer to stun?

 

I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted a

paycheck.