From Laugh-a-Lot

[Guest guest]

Hare Krishna.

 

A businessman walked into the New York airport, carrying his

briefcase and two suitcases. He went up to the checkin window

to - naturally - check in. The cashier asked, "And where will

you and your luggage be flying today, sir?"

 

He replied, "Well, I'm flying to Denver, but," pointing at each

item of luggage in sequence, "I want this sent to Seattle, this

sent to Los Angeles, and this sent to Miami."

 

The cashier blinked, somewhat taken aback, and eventually managed

to say, "I'm afraid we can't do that for you, sir."

 

To which the businessman replied, "Why not? You did the last

time."

 

Hare Krishna --

 

ys, Balarama Dasa