Guest guest Posted October 12, 2000 Report Share Posted October 12, 2000 ---------- Forwarded Message ---------- Letter COM:3619117 (55 lines) Internet: DGilsen (AT) aol (DOT) com 12-Oct-00 07:27 -0700 Balarama (das) LOK (Albuquerque, New Mexico - USA) [7960] (Temple) Govindadwipa (Ireland) [5504] (forwarded: 12-Oct-00 Re: FW: Dogging it --------------------------- > > DOG PROPERTY LAWS > 1. If I like it, it's mine. > 2. If it's in my mouth, it' mine. > 3. If I can take it from you, it's mine. > 4. If I had it a little while ago, it's mine. > 5. If it's mine, it must never appear to be yours in anyway. > 6. If I'm chewing something up, all the pieces are mine. > 7. If it just looks like mine, it's mine. > 8. If I saw it first, it's mine. > 9. If you are playing with something and you put it down, it automatically > becomes mine. > 10. If it's broken, it's yours. > > HOW DOGS AND MEN ARE THE SAME: > Both take up too much space on the bed. > Both have irrational fears about vacuum cleaning. > Both mark their territory. > Neither tells you what's bothering them. > The smaller ones tend to be more nervous. > Neither does any dishes. > Neither of them notice when you get your hair cut. > Both like dominance games. > Both are suspicious of the postman. > Neither understands what you see in cats. > HOW DOGS ARE BETTER THAN MEN: > Dogs do not have problems expressing affection in public. > Dogs miss you when you're gone. > Dogs feel guilty when they've done something wrong. > Dogs admit when they're jealous. > Dogs are very direct about wanting to go out. > Dogs do not play games with > you - except fetch (and they never laugh at how you throw.) > You can train a dog. > Dogs are easy to buy for. > The worst social disease you can get from dogs is fleas. (OK, the really > worst disease you can get from them is rabies, but there's a vaccine for it > and you get to kill the one that gives it to you). > Dogs understand what "no" means. > Dogs mean it when they kiss you. > THE TOP TEN REASONS WHY A DOG IS BETTER THAN A WOMAN: > 10. A dog's parents will never visit you. > 9. A dog loves you when you leave your clothes on the floor. > 8. A dog limits its time in the bathroom to a quick drink. > 7. A dog never expects you to telephone. > 6. A dog will not get mad at you if you forget its birthday. > 5. A dog does not care about the previous dogs in your life. > 4. A dog does not get mad at you if you pet another dog. > 3. A dog never expects flowers on Valentine's Day. > 2. The later you are, the happier a dog is to see you. > 1. A dog does not shop. (Text COM:3619117) -------- ------- End of Forwarded Message ------ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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