More unfounded rumor - Why God created Eve

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10- God was worried that Adam would frequently become lost in the garden

because he would not ask for directions.

 

9- God knew that one day Adam would require someone to locate and hand him

the remote

 

8- God knew Adam would never go out and buy himself a new fig leaf when his

wore out and would therefore need Eve to buy one for him.

 

7- God knew Adam would never be able to make a doctor's dentist's or haircut

appointment by himself.

 

6- God knew Adam would never remember which night to put the garbage on the

curb.

 

5- God knew if the world was to be populated, men would never be able to

handle the pain and discomfort of childbearing.

 

4- As the Keeper of the Garden, Adam would never remember where he left his

tools.

 

3- Apparently, Adam needed someone to blame his troubles on when God caught

him hiding in the garden.

 

2- As the Bible says, "It is not good for man to be alone."

 

And finally, the number 1 reason why God created Eve...

 

1- When God finished the creation of Adam, He stepped back, scratched His

headn and said " I can do better than that."