The best of both worlds...(From the Oracle)

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Hare Krishna.

 

This posting begins with a decent mundane joke. It *also* contains that

pinnacle of humor, that summum-bonum of mirth, that most glorious of

anecdotes, the lawyer joke. As such, I consider it to be the best of both

worlds.

 

 

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A man went skydiving for the first time. After

listening to the instructor for what seemed like days,

he was ready to go. Excited, he jumped out of the

airplane. About five seconds later, he pulled the

ripcord. Nothing happened. He tried again. Still

nothing. He started to panic, but remembered his back-

up chute. He pulled that cord. Nothing happened. He

frantically began yanking both cords to no avail.

 

Suddenly he looked down, and he couldn't believe his

eyes. Another man was in the air with him, but this guy

was going up! Just as the other guy passed by, the

skydiver yelled, "Hey, do you know anything about

skydiving?"

 

The other guy yelled back, "No! Do you know anything

about gas stoves?"

 

 

 

And...

 

 

 

A young boy walked up to his father and asked, "Dad, does a lawyer

ever tell the truth?"

 

The father thought for a moment. "Yes, Son," he replied. "Sometimes a

lawyer will do anything to win a case."

 

 

Hare Krishna

 

ys, Balarama Dasa