Guest guest Posted December 14, 2000 Report Share Posted December 14, 2000 An old scared lady calls the police for help: - Come right away, there are robbers in my attic making lots of noise! A police car is sent there. A few minutes later, the lady's neighbour, the mayor of the village, calls back the police: - Cancel the police car, the old lady simply forgot to turn off her radio in the attic. Someone calls the police to inform them that a man is kneeling right under the high voltage lines. The policemen come on the spot and find out a man in his thirties telling them that he is communicating with Krishna. This man is afraid to be devoured by sharks. The cops removed him from the reach of the predadors, and took him to a pschychiatric hospital. A lady calls the police. She just got up and can't remember which day it is, thursday or friday. A lady calls the police for help because her daughter and her son in law are planning to divorce. She would like the police to put some reason in her children. A panicked man calls the police: he has lost his bathing suit on the beach and cannot go back home. A frantic lady calls the police to ask them to find her daughter at the local village festival; she has to go back home urgently to breast feed her baby. M. Dupont calls the police to accompany him to the apartment of his ex-concubine, to get back his bed! One anxious lady calls the police: "There is some bottled milk in the bridge that rises abnormally. I'm afraid because of the mad cow disease..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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