The pearls of Insurance Companies

[Guest guest]

- In response to your inquiry, my front teeth are well, but the teeth of my

behind are hurting a lot.

 

- Following the visit of the inspector, please send me a maternity book.

 

- My teeth are so bad that I can chew only soup.

 

- As my poor husband has to go to the insane asylum, I am sending him to

you.

 

- I became a widow after the death of my husband.

 

- I am 5 months old pregnant, and I did nothing.

 

- My husband is suffering from a sedentary abcess.

 

- Please send me the procedures to follow for birth.

 

- I hope you will have pity on a poor man who has 7 children to eat, as well

as his wife and his mother in law.

 

- Since the doctor told my husband to take courtisan, he is doing better.

 

- The delivery of the child was very difficult, and we had to make a passage

with the snow tractor.

 

- I fed my baby with my breast, without being able to make both ends meet.

 

- I was a victim of an accident caused by a dog on a bicycle.

 

- Orphan at 13 years old, I lived left and right, but always the right way.

 

- Since the death of my husband there are no more horned animals in the

house.

 

- I live maternally with my concubine.

 

- Not being entitled to unemployment benefits, I started to pick up sheet

metal to feed my children.

 

- My husband is dead at the moment.

 

- My baby needs milk and my husband cannot give him any.

 

- You changed my little boy into a little girl. Does that make a difference?

 

- Please make some effort, my child is gonna be born.

 

- I would like the money as soon as you can send it to me. I have been in

bed since a week with the doctor, and it seems it did not do me any good.

I will have to find another doctor.

 

- It's too easy to say that you have no proofs. You just have to make some

up, I'm paying you for that.

 

- According to your instructions I gave birth to twins in the enclosed

envelope.

 

- Excuse me for having sent you a scribbled accident statement; my pencil

did not work any more, I did not have a pen either. When we leave in the

morning we don't know we're going to have an accident, otherwise we would

take what we need.