Sinking Ship

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Some passangers are on a boat that is slowly sinking about a kilometre from

shore and is being circled by some hungry looking sharks .Since they had no

life boats the only way for them to be saved was for someone to swim to

shore and get help .

The Captain then tells the passengers that he is the Captain and it's his

responsibility that eveyone is brought to safety and dives into the water

only to get devoured by the sharks .

Some discussion then takes place amongst the passengers with the boat still

going down when one man comes forward and volunteers that he is on his

nation's Olympic swimming team and if anyone is going to get past the sharks

he is the one .So he dives in the water and takes off at world record pace

but is soon devoured by the sharks.

Next another passenger comes and tells the others that he is a magician and

can make himself invisible in the water .So he dives in and noone can see

him but after sometime the pasengers see blood in the water and the

dismembered parts of the magicain's body .

Another passenger steps forward and says he is a lawyer and dives into the

water and swims to the shore and comes back in a boat and rescues the

remaining paseengers .Everyone is amazed and asks the lawyer how he avoided

the sharks . The lawyer replies oh it is a professional courtesy .