Guest guest Posted November 16, 2000 Report Share Posted November 16, 2000 --> MODERN MEDICINE > > A man runs into the vet's office carrying his dog, screaming for help. > The vet rushes him back to an examination room and has him put his dog > down on the examination table. The vet examines the still, limp body and > after a few moments, tells the man that his dog, regrettably, is dead. The > man, clearly agitated and not willing to accept this, demands a second > opinion. > > The vet goes into the back room and comes out with a cat and puts the > cat down next to the dog's body. The cat sniffs the body, walks from head > to tail, poking and sniffing the dog's body and finally looks at the vet > and meows. The vet looks at the man and says,"I'm sorry, but the cat > thinks that your dog is dead, too. > > The man is still unwilling to accept that his dog is dead. So the vet > brings in a black lab, the lab sniffs the body, walks from head to tail, > and finally looks at the vet and barks. The vet looks at the man and says, > "I'm sorry, but the lab thinks your dog is dead, too. > > The man, finally resigned to the diagnosis, thanks the vet and asks how > much he owes. The vet answers, "$650." > > "$650 to tell me my dog is dead?" exclaims the man. > > "Well," the vet replies, "I would only have charged you $50 for my initial > diagnosis. The additional $600 was for the cat scan and lab tests." > > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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