FW: What to say when you're caught sleeping at your desk

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The Ten Best Things To Say If You Get Caught

Sleeping At Your Desk:

 

10. "They told me at the blood bank this might

happen."

 

9. "This is just a 15 minute power-nap like they

raved about in that time management course you

sent me to."

 

8. "Whew! Guess I left the top off the Whiteout.

You probably got here just in time!"

 

7. "I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the

mission statement and envisioning a new

paradigm."

 

6. "I was testing my keyboard for drool

resistance."

 

5. "I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to

relieve work-related stress. Are you

disciminatory toward people who practice Yoga?"

 

4. "Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured

out a solution to our biggest problem."

 

3. "The coffee machine is broken..."

 

2. "Someone must've put decaf in the wrong pot..."

 

And the #1 best thing to say if you get caught

sleeping at your desk...

 

1. " ... in Jesus' name. Amen."