BELGIUM

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BELGIUM

* It is now impossible to find ice cubes in Belgium.

Do you know why?

Because they have lost the recipe!

 

* Arabian countries have oil and Belgium has french fries.

Do you know why?

- It's Belgium who chose first.

 

* A couple from Belgians goes to a school of Oriental Languages.

- Hi there! We would like to learn Bosniac please.

- Why Bosniac in particular?

- Because we adopted a Bosniac baby 8 days ago.

- I'm still not understanding why.

- It's not hard to understand though. When he'll start to speak, we want to

be able to understand each other a bit.

 

* The Interior Minister of Belgium was interviewed by a journalist from the

Belgium TV.

- Since you're in post, asks the journalist, has criminality increased or

decreased in Belgium?

- In my opinion, replies the minister, it has diminished. Because if we take

as a reference the times of Caïn and Abel, we can see that in that time they

had a 50% criminality rate.

 

* Do you know what happens to the old used up fire engines in Belgium?

The firemen keep them for false alarms.

 

* Do you know how they shoot a man condemned to death in Belgium?

They put him in the jail's courtyard. Then all the soldiers are placed in a

circle around him, and they all shoot.

 

* There was a lot of train accidents in Belgium. So the Minister of

Transports invite the train conductors and other experts to discuss how to

improve things. After a thourough analysis of the accidents, they discover

that they always happened with the last wagon.

Then the Minister had a brilliant idea:

- Then just suppress it!

 

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