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Sridhar Swami

21-Sep-99 11:16

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Email anonymous

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You Know It's Time To Join E-mail Anonymous When

 

You wake up at 3 am to go to the bathroom and stop to check your

E-mail on the way back to bed.

 

You name your children Eudora, AOL and dotcom.

 

You turn off your modem and get this awful empty feeling, as if

you just pulled the plug on a loved one.

 

You spend half of the plane trip with your laptop on your lap...

and your child in the overhead compartment.

 

You decide to stay in college for an additional year or two, just

for free Internet access.

 

You find yourself typing "com" after every period, when using a

word processor.com

 

You refer to going to the bathroom as downloading.

 

You can't call your mother... she doesn't have a modem.

 

You check your mail. It says "no new messages" - so you check it

again.

 

You move into a new house and decide to netscape before you

landscape.

 

You start tilting your head sideways to smile.

 

After reading this message, you immediately e-mail it.

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