cow economics

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Cow Economics.

TRADITIONAL ECONOMICS

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You have two cows.

You sell one and buy a bull.

Your herd multiplies and the economy grows.

You retire on the income.

 

INDIAN ECONOMICS

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You have two cows.

You worship them.

 

PAKISTAN ECONOMICS

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You dont have any cows!

You claim that the Indian cows belong to you.

You ask the US for financial aid, China for military aid, British for

Warplanes, Italy for >machines, Germany for technology, French for

submarines, Switzerland for loans,Russia for drugs and Japan for

equipment.You buy the cows with all this and claim of exploitation by

the

world.

 

 

AMERICAN ECONOMICS

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You have two cows.

You sell one and force the other

to produce the milk of four cows.

You profess surprise when the cow drops dead.

 

 

FRENCH ECONOMICS

You have two cows.

You go on strike because you want three cows.

 

GERMAN ECONOMICS

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You have two cows.

You reengineer them so that they live for 100 years, eat once a month

and milk themselves.

 

 

BRITISH ECONOMICS

You have two cows.

They are both mad cows.

 

ITALIAN ECONOMICS

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You have two cows.

You don't know where they are.

You break for lunch.

 

SWISS ECONOMICS

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You have 5000 cows, none of which belong to you.

You charge others for storing them.

 

JAPANESE ECONOMICS

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You have two cows.

You redesign them so that they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow

and produce twenty times the milk.

You then create cute cartoon cow images called Cowkimon and market them

worldwide.

 

RUSSIAN ECONOMICS

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You have two cows.

You count them and learn you have five cows.

You count them again and learn

you have 42 cows.

You count them again and learn

you have 17 cows.

You give up counting and open another bottle of vodka.

 

CHINESE ECONOMICS

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You have two cows.

You have 300 people milking them.

You claim full employment, high bovine productivity

and arrest anyone reporting the actual numbers.

 

 

ISKCON ECONOMICS

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You have two cows

You argue on and on who has to do what

Cows drop dead

 

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