Guest guest Posted October 31, 2006 Report Share Posted October 31, 2006 Dear All, Found this joke on the web related to Halloween ... Just a little bit of fun for today [>] .... Jai Maa Nanda =========================== A man was walking home alone late one foggy night, when behind him he hears: BUMP... BUMP... BUMP... Walking faster, he looks back and through the fog h e makes out the image of an upright casket banging its way down the middle of the street toward him. BUMP... BUMP... BUMP... Terrified, the man begins to run toward his home, the casket bouncing quickly behind him FASTER... FASTER... BUMP... BUMP... BUMP... He runs up to his door, fumbles with his keys, opens the door, rushes in, slams and locks the door behind him. However, the casket crashes through his door, with the lid of the casket clapping clappity-BUMP... clappity-BUMP... clappity-BUMP... on his heels, the terrified man runs. Rushing upstairs to the bathroom, the man locks himself in. His heart is pounding; his head is reeling; his breath is coming in sobbing gasps. With a loud CRASH the casket breaks down the door. Bumping and clapping toward him. The man screams and reaches for something, anything, but all he can find is a bottle of cough syrup! Desperate, he throws the cough syrup at the casket... and, (hopefully you're ready for this!!!) The coffin stops ========================================= Hope you got the joke [] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted November 1, 2006 Report Share Posted November 1, 2006 In a message dated 10/31/2006 3:32:37 P.M. Mountain Standard Time, chandimaakijai writes: The coffin stops ========================================= Hope you got the joke Namaste Nanda, The coffin did, but not the laughing. Om Nama Sivaya Kanda Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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