The Big Whale Swims Alone / phil

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, souldreamone wrote:

>

> In a message dated 11/10/2006 8:25:53 PM Eastern Standard Time,

> yosyflug writes:

>

> hi jill, this talk of games reminded me this old story...

>

> An old man, Jesus and Moses were all playing golf.

> Moses steps up to the tee, takes his swing and plunk!

> The ball landed right in the water drift. The two men

> groan when all of a sudden Moses raises his hands high

> in the air and the water parts and he walks through the

> separation, takes his swing and makes the hole on the

> second shot. The other two men applaud as Jesus steps up

> to the tee. Taking his swing, the ball plunks into the

> water ahead. Moses and the old mans groaning halt though

> when Jesus walks on top of the water to just above the

> ball. Taking his swing bellow the water surface he hits

> the hole on the second swing.

>

> as the other two men applaud the old man steps up to the

> tee and takes his swing, but just as the ball is about to

> land in the water a large fish jumps up and swallows the

> ball, then just before the fish is about to dive back

> into the water, a mighty eagle swoops down and grabs the

> fish soaring off into the sky. Suddenly a lightening bolt

> flashes through the sky coming so close to the eagle, it

> drops the fish, the fish lands about four foot away from

> the hole. as the fish hits the green the ball pops out of

> it's mouth landing in the hole making a hole in one.

>

> Just then Jesus spins around, hands on his hips and yells,

> dad! If your going to show off, we aren't going to play

> golf with you any more!!

>

> yosy

> Hehehe. That's funny! I hadn't heard that one.

>

 

the oldest version i heard had moses throwing

down his club in anger, and saying to jesus: "i am

not playing with your dad again!"

fits his temperament, does it not?