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Sridas

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After serious & cautious consideration.....your contract of friendship has been renewed for the New Year 2007!

 

 

 

Altho it was a very hard decision to make we'll do what we can from our side. So try not to screw it up!!!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Our Wish for You in 2007

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

May peace break into your house and may thieves come to steal your debts, your misery, offenses and anarthas.

 

 

 

 

 

May you crack the vaults of prema bhakti, then plunder and distribute the contents to one and all

 

 

 

 

May the pockets of your jeans become a magnet of $200 bills.

 

 

 

 

May love stick to your face like gulub jamuns and may laughter and hari katha assault your lips!

 

 

 

 

May your clothes smell of success like smoking tires, happiness slap you across the face and may your tears be those of joy.

 

 

 

May Bhakti devi invade your soul regardless of all your fierce resistence.

 

 

 

May the honorable vaisnavas drop hand grenades of grace upon you, filling your heart with the love of god that you seek.

 

 

 

May the problems you had forget your home and email address!

 

 

 

 

 

 

In simple words ............

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

May 2007 be the best year of your life!!!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

One more thing may we be the beneficiary of all your newly aquired wealth.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Please distribute it freely

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

or we'll be coming after you!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Yours affectionately

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Nityananda Prabhu and the loving search party.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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