Guest guest Posted February 15, 2007 Report Share Posted February 15, 2007 Daily Joke a.. Today's Joke a.. 'Idol Chatter' a.. Books a.. Music a.. Movies a.. TV a.. What's Hot a.. Celebrities a.. Entertainment Community Home > Entertainment > Daily Joke -- « previous • Today's Joke • next » Heaven Can’t Wait An 85-year-old couple, having been married almost 60 years, died in a car crash. They had been in good health the last ten years, mainly due to her interest in health food and exercise. When they reached the pearly gates, St. Peter took them to their mansion, which was decked out with a beautiful kitchen, master bath suite and Jacuzzi. As they "ooohed and aaahed," the old man asked Peter how much all this was going to cost. "It's free," Peter replied, "this is Heaven." Next, they went out back to see the championship golf course. They would have golfing privileges every day and each week the course changed to a new one representing the great golf courses on earth. The old man asked, "What are the green fees?" Peter's reply, "This is heaven, you play for free." Next they went to the clubhouse and saw the lavish buffet lunch with the cuisines of the world laid out. "How much to eat?" asked the old man. "Don't you understand yet? This is heaven, it is free!" Peter replied. "Well, where are the low fat and low cholesterol foods?" the old man asked timidly. "That's the best part...you can eat as much as you like of whatever you like and you never get fat and you never get sick. This is Heaven." The old man looked at his wife and said, "You and your bran muffins. I could have been here ten years ago!" BAD JOKE DISCLAIMER: We recognize that religious humor can be risky. It is our hope that by laughing at ourselves (and others) we can make this subject more approachable. If you find any of these objectionable, we apologize. Many were posted on Beliefnet, some were passed along via email and others spotted on other websites. As with most jokes, the original authors are unknown -- but we thank them. Get a daily dose of inspiration, wisdom and humor from Beliefnet.com select all ----------------------------- Angel Wisdom Buddhist Wisdom Daily Inspiration Religious Jokes Daily Horoscope Spiritual Weight Loss Bible Reading Hindu Wisdom Prayer of the day Jewish Wisdom Best of Beliefnet (weekly) Muslim Wisdom Please enter your email address: ----------------------------- • Bulletin Bloopers • Pearly Gates Jokes • Jokes of Islam • Christian Pickups • Jewish Jokes • More... ----------------------------- Click here to read more. ----------------------------- Coalition of the Good Lord Willin' Vince O'Farrell » Launch Gallery Cruising for a Bruising John Darkow » Launch Gallery Immigration Reform Monte Wolverton » Launch Gallery ----------------------------- • Belief-O-Matic: What Faith Are You? • Soulmatch: Find the Love of Your Life • Beliefnet Greetings: Send a Free eCard Today! • Get Inspired: Today’s Quote & Story • Quiz of the Week: How Much Do You Know? ----------------------------- By Topic: • Bumper Stickers • Simply Funny • Golf & Other Sports • Battle of the Sexes • Gurus, Guides & Clergy • Lightbulb Jokes • Pearly Gates & Beyond • More... By Faith: • Christian • Jewish • Buddhist • Muslim • Hindu • Pagan • Everybody • More... Catholic Religion | Mary | Separation and Divorce | Christian Ecards | Inside Heaven Inspirational Bible Verse | Jewish Single | Mormon | Prayer | Religion | Original Sin | Spirituality Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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