Blind Man Joke

[suchandra]

A blind man wanders into an all girls biker bar by mistake.

 

He finds his way to a bar stool and orders some orange juice. After sitting

there for a while, he yells to the waiter, "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?"

 

The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep, husky voice,

the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it is

only fair, given that you are blind -- that you should know five things:

1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.

2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.

3. I'm a 6 foot tall, 175 lb. blonde woman with a black belt in karate.

4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weight-lifter.

5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.

 

Now, think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke ?"

The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters,

"No, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."