SEASONS GREETING TO YOU!

[Guest guest]

(After getting sick & tired of these SPAM mails declaring winning notifications

that keep entering our Inboxes.... I thought of transforming one of them for a

little amusement ..................enjoy & delete, its just a Joke )

Compliments of the season!!!

 

I have been waiting for you to contact me for your due, which is - INSTANT

ENLIGHTENMENT (delivered through one of the Oldest Spiritual Traditions) but I

did not  hear from you since that time. Then I went and deposited your due at MY

GREAT SPIRITUAL INSTITUTE in West Africa.  I am travelling out of the country

(to a secluded Mountain) for a 6 Months Course and I will  not come back till

end of June.

 

What you have to do now is to contact MY GREAT SPIRITUAL INSTITUTE as soon as

possible to know when they will deliver your dues to you because of the expiring

date (accumulating kriyaman karmas). For your information I have arranged for

the Delivering Charge (Daan) and Insurance premium (Seva) of your dues showing

that it is not Drug Money (Superficial Peace) or meant to sponsor Terrorist

attack (Religious Conversion) in your Country.

 

The only return you will give to the MY GREAT SPIRITUAL INSTITUTE to deliver

your dues directly to you in Your Consciousness is 32850 Hours of MEDITATION (@

of 3 hrs per day for 30 years) only being Security and safe keeping fee of the

DELIVERING INSTITUTE so far. 32850 Hours of MEDITATION - Again don't be deceived

by anybody to Give Anything, other than 32850 Hours of MEDITATION. 

I would have paid that but they said no because they don't  know when you will

contact them and in case of demurrage (Karma Doshas). You  have to contact MY

GREAT SPIRITUAL INSTITUTE now for the delivery of your DUES with  this

information below:

 

Dr.COBIA LAWRENCE D. General

MY GREAT SPIRITUAL INSTITUTE

Email Address:abxcourierservice08

Telephone: +234 803 680 8717

 

Finally make sure that you reconfirm your Postal address (Gotra/Lineage) and

Direct telephone number (Ishta) to them again to avoid any mistake on  the

Delivery and ask them to give you the tracking number to enable you track your

consignment over there after you have paid the 32850 Hours of MEDITATION and

know when it will get to your consciousness.

Let me repeat again, try to contact them and pay them 32850 Hours of

MEDITATION as soon as you receive this mail to avoid any  further delay and

remember to pay them their Security Keeping  fee of 32850 Hours of MEDITATION

for their immediate action.

Yours Faithfully

Mr. Mavis Jones.