Who is this Millenium Twain?

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shriadishakti , " anujg_iitd " <anujg_iitd>

wrote:

>

> Although all the messages that millenium twain posted seem kind of

> odd.. the last message was particularly wierd...

>

> I went to the website and found out about some guy who claims to

> some rather obscure (and false) theories in physics... and whats

> more.. this guy claims to have found the feminine principal of god

> almighty...

>

> so i have to ask.. who is this millenium twain? perhaps he (she?)

> would like to answer...

>

 

 

Dear Anuj,

 

Millenium Twain left for planet Mars a few days ago and will not be

returning in the near future. The message he posted (i have assumed

he is of the male species) will be his last. i have banned him from

posting at this forum after allowing a scientifically sound and

award-winning grace period to stop sending those mothership-waiting-

in-space-to-salvage-mankind commercials.

 

What really miffed me was that his ultra-futuristic spaceship docked

high above Earth failed to win that $10 million:

 

" Millennium Twain " <yonibluestar>

Tue Sep 28, 2004 10:53 pm

At One Gravity Acceleration ...

 

A StarShip leaving Earth will pass the Moon in two hours.

 

pass planet Mars in two days.

 

reach LightSpeed -- Three Hundred Thousand Kilometers A

Second -- in one year.

 

twelve months to reach lightspeed. LightOne.

 

after two years of accelerating we reach LightTwo -- Twice

the average velocity of light.

 

we then stop accelerating, and begin decelerating for two years,

until we reach the Alpha Centaurus trinary star system after a

journey of four years.

 

average velocity, just over LightOne. distanced traversed, just

over four LightYears.

 

for all our sacred relations,

 

 

 

millennium twain

 

shriadishakti/message/2526

 

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BBC News

 

X-Prize craft set for space shot

 

The race for the $10m Ansari X-Prize begins in earnest on Wednesday

as SpaceShipOne prepares to rocket into space from Mojave Airport in

California.

 

In June, SpaceShipOne became the first private, manned craft to go

above 100km.

 

Now it must repeat the feat twice inside two weeks to claim the

prize that was established to galvanise the commercial spaceflight

business.

 

Already, one millionaire is looking to the future by offering a $50m

prize for the first private orbiting spacecraft.

 

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/science/nature/3697852.stm

 

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To add insult to injury no explanation was given for that failure of

StarShip to prove this alien-manned craft could go above 100km twice

(and win both US$10 million for Inter-Galactic Space Industries and

a long-overdue promotion). i mean if you want us ignorant gravity-

bound humans to travel into weightless space you must give assurance

that your ship is spaceworthy to take us where no humans have been

before................. and be back again in time for the 2008

Olympic Games to be held in Beijing, China.

 

So who is this Millenium Twain? Well, he is actually Messiah Twain

looking for human passengers to board his fleet of StarShips bound

for outer space to meet Alien Mother Overlord. i have no idea about

spacefares or group/senile senior citizens discounts.

 

will keep all updated,

 

 

jagbir