Deities in heaven rush to help Ed Saugstad, a senior SY in dire distress

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Dear All,

 

i found this interesting article that underscores how advanced SYs

living in our collectives caves are today. BTW, Ed is a good friend

of John Noyce and Alan Wherry and is part of the Inquisytion.

 

Ed is really trying to be modest and humble when he admits on the

official SY blog of " solidarity with the Divine " during his awesome

adventure with bandhand and paper-burning. i am sure ritual obsessed

SYs find great inspiration and draw strength from the fact that

deities rushed down from heaven to help a SY like Ed in distress.

(Only senior SY Aunty Shaku's timely warning to stay indoors for 24

hours during last year's Diwali as the Gates of Hell were left open

by Shri Yama tops the 2005 officially approved news. i later came to

know that Yama complained that he never had a day off, and walked

off the job in protest on Diwali. But please don't quote me on this

because that would piss Aunty Shaku since she was not privy to such

sensitive information. In the event she does find out i can assuage

her hurt feelings by pointing to the fact that 99% of SYs never had

the IQ to question this officially supported statement.)

 

But let's get back to Ed's Awesome Adventures.

 

Apparently bandhand and paper-burning were just not effective enough

and the deities, all waiting with folded hands to cater for the

whims and fancies of Ed, apparently fell over each other in their

rush to rescue him from distress. (Three of them had to be in turn

rushed back to heaven due to serious injuries sustained in the Ed

rescue tumble.)

 

AW and JN can use Ed's record of this heavenly help as evidence that

he should in future also represent the Will of Shri Mataji. Despite

our differences i will endorse my approval. We must recognize and

endorse miracles of all aspiring WCASY applicants.

 

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Its Ed Again!

 

Ed's Adventure with bandhand and paper-burning...

[From an email to Divinesahajayoga Group]

 

 

Insight of the day:

 

The other morning I had a mild run-in with a government worker who

knocked on our door and asked us to move our car so his crew could

dig up and destroy our only park place on the street. Even after a

couple of decades in Sahaja Yoga, I still tend to over-react to

unimportant, mundane events that come my way. But after this

relatively insignificant incident, I experienced a new level of

solidarity with the Divine.

 

Shortly afterwards I sat at the table and drew clockwise circles

around a problem to be burned that I had written on a scrap of

paper. Just like so many times before, I took the names of deities,

devas and angels to help in the process. But this time a whole new

depth of understanding and familiarity opened up between myself and

our invisible, divine Friends. In contrast to the insecure feeling

left in me by the construction worker, I realized how much I can

rely on these People (as Shri Mataji once referred to them :-)

Imagine friends so dedicated that they are always there, ready to

eagerly help you, even when you neglect them. The feeling of love

and confidence that suddenly shone inside me is certainly something

no human being should live without.

 

May everyone get their chance to discover and admire our great

Friends who smile on us from the universe within.

 

Jai Shri Mother of us all !

 

http://www-personal.umich.edu/~rdivecha/blog2005/2005/08/its-ed-

again.html

 

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With such awesome adventures and heavenly intervention who needs to

come out of SY collective caves? It is about time WCASY get this on

the official website so that seekers rush to join Sahaja Yoga.

 

 

jagbir

 

Note: My forensic analysis

 

i suspect that despite deities rushing from heaven the government

workers did dig up Ed's parking lot, repaired the mains underground,

re-asphalted the lot and left him with a brand new parking space

that became the envy of the neighbourhood. (Read Ed's article again

in the thoughtless state.)

 

i also have to warn readers that Ed is a long-established SY who

lives in the Vancouver ashram. Do you want to live with such people

in ashrams, ............... or meet them at collectives?

 

Perhaps all this will give readers a hint of the state of mind of

those involved in the Inquisytion. And they say i am a possessed

false guru seeking power and attention! How can i compete with

management SYs who can summon deities at the snap of their fingers

or issue timely warnings of the opening hours of Hell?

 

But i admit i am possessed ............. possessed to tell the

Truth; possessed to announce Shri Mataji's Divine Message; possessed

to plead SYs of their sacred duty to humanity; possessed to warn SYs

of how WCASY is organizing and editing out the Message of the Last

Judgment and Resurrection delivered by the Adi Shakti; possessed to

expose those WCASY murmuring souls and their sidekicks involved.

 

Yes, i am possessed by the official defination of the SY priesthood.

 

Last, but not the least, i am possessed by enthusiasm, exuberance,

energy, tenacity, industry, foresight and creativity too. (Sorry, i

forgot to add forensic analysis of text.)