On Trying my hand at humour, which can be comedy, farce, or satire..

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Dear All,

 

Since we are on the subject of humour, which can be comedy, farce, or

satire, I thought I would try my hand at it. I hope you get a chuckle

or maybe even a hearty laugh out of it.

 

kind regards,

 

violet

 

 

Message To The " Less Chosen Ones " From the " More Chosen Ones " ….

Copyright of the " More Chosen Ones "

 

(Please circulate only among the Faithful Followers of the " More

Chosen Ones " ).

 

 

Dear All Faithful Followers,

 

As we humbly approach you from what is the highest and perhaps grandest platform

of our great organization, we need to inform you of some unprecedented events

that have occurred. It has to do with the smooth international running of our

great organization. `To that end', dear ones, we feel that we should bring you

up to speed. In other words, we should put you in the picture, so that you

really know what is going on.

 

We actually have some very great news for you, that we are sure you will find

most exciting. This great news is that we now officially and legally run this

great organization of ours (which belongs to you too, of course!) However, there

is somewhat of a difference between us now. This difference is that now you have

to listen to us, but we don't necessarily have to listen to you. Don't worry,

though. It's just the protocol that you have to follow. That's all! We just want

to make it very clear that the proper protocol is to follow " Us " now. Yes!!!

" Us " !!! If you do this, you will be so amazed how everything will work out. Once

you understand, there should be no problems whatsoever.

 

Firstly, we do have to say that there is an unfortunate downside to the

protocol, which we have had to put into place, and it is that we have to enforce

it now. For example, if you still wish to follow your will rather than our will,

then you are not following the protocol. In that case, we will have no option

but to inform you that 'your happy presence' in our organization is most

probably in great jeopardy. That is, of course, a horrible thing to have to tell

someone! Surely, you do not want to put us in that position now, do you? After

all, we do so wish to emulate our Illustrious Leader who taught us to try and

never hurt people's feelings, if at all possible.

 

Secondly, you now need to realize that " now " we have the power to decide " who

is " and " who isn't " a member of our great organization. This is probably one of

the more onerous tasks that has been assigned to us, so we really need your

moral support, as we shoulder this great responsibility. It must be remembered,

that this great responsibility goes `hand in hand' with keeping the organization

as pure as can be. After all, the organization needs to be protected at all

costs from the contamination of " wrong readings " of Our Illustrious Teacher's

teachings. We have everything recorded so not one word can be " wrongly read " .

However, we are also in collective agreement, that there are some " wrong people "

on that " No-Name Forum " who continually misrepresent the teachings of Our

Illustrious Teacher, and we assure you that we are doing our utmost to put a

stop to them!

 

We must inform you that it is " they " who cause us the " most grief " as they seem

to be especially fanatical about being their own `gurus, masters, and teachers',

which of course, has been greatly misconstrued by them. `That much is clear to

us'… that these " bad " people " wrongly interpret " it to mean that they actually

" can " become their own masters, gurus, and teachers, when we know very well that

Our Illustrious Leader only meant this statement for " Private Use Only " .

 

Whenever there is a " leader " around, this `guru, master, and teacher' Clause is

to be waivered, for that period of time only, in deference to that leader. Of

course... once the leader vacates the premises, then the person may again

commence to be their own guru, master, and teacher! We are all for that! It is

just that when the " leader " is around, well, it is him who is the real master,

guru and teacher, so we sincerely hope that you understand this better, now.

 

Secondly, we have to clarify about this " Will Within " business. Yes…. it is that

" No-Name Forum " again, that continually `goes on' about it! It just never stops!

We are getting heartily sick of it! They are always `touting on' about it. They

are just " such bad people " who just try and twist everything around. We really

must beg you to stay away from them, because they are just up to " no good " ! So…

please, for our sake (as well as yours, of course), please do not even think

about reading " one word " on that forum. We are just so sorry that word of that

forum got out. We tried to prevent that, but unfortunately word got out about

its being there, and people, of course, are curious. But... getting back to our

Illustrious Leader… She has already given us Her " Will Without " , and therefore

there is absolutely no need for this " Will Within " business at all!

 

The thing is, you see… because She has already given us Her " Will Without " ,

there is no need to worry about Her " Will Within " , because the two are the same

now! (Oh, you didn't know that?!) Yes!!! She and the organization are now

exactly the same! She has admitted that what She said before was a mistake, when

She said we were to follow Her and not the organization). Of course, we are most

grateful at this great turnaround in the fortunes of our great organization. We

think that it may possibly have been the risperidone that helped Her to see more

clearly exactly where the organization was heading, and this must have helped

Her to change Her mind. Then, of course, we also got the proverbial 'icing on

the cake', when Her " Significant Other " confirmed to " Us " that you dear people

must indeed now listen to us. Because, 'where the organization is going'... is

of course, of the utmost importance. There is nothing more we could have wished

for! We are just so grateful to everyone!

 

In conclusion, you are obviously aware now that there is absolutely no need to

have any more confusion about people's wills. Either you are " with us " or you

are " against us " . That is the simple choice that will also determine whether

" you are " or " are not " a " member " of this great organization. As you can see, we

are not biased at all. You all are measured with the same yardstick

(figuratively speaking, of course!). We cannot be fairer than that!

 

So now that you understand everything that we have explained to you, there

should not be any more confusion about anything. All you have to do is just

surrender to us, and we will take good care of you. We promise you that!

 

Your Most Illustrious and Humble Servants,

" The More Chosen Ones " .