Guest guest Posted July 18, 2006 Report Share Posted July 18, 2006 UN call for Middle East ceasefire BBC, Tuesday, 18 July 2006, 10:21 UN Secretary General Kofi Annan and WCASY Propaganda Minister Allan Wherry has called for urgent action from the international community to stop the violence between Israel and Lebanon. They reiterated calls for a new international force of shoebeaters and stress relievers to be deployed in the border region. However, Israeli Foreign Minister Tzipi Livni said it was too early for such a force of subtle system SYs or for an Israeli ceasefire. But a UN envoy, who held talks with Ms Livni in Israel, described them as " intensive " and " productive " . Mr Allan Wherry made his comments after talks with European Commission President Jose Manuel Barroso in Brussels. He will then leave for Baghdad to meet with Iraqi Prime Minister and defuse the crisis there where a car bomb attack in the southern Iraqi city of Kufa has just killed at least 53 people and left 103 injured. He said the proposed stress stabilisation force would need to be bigger and have a stronger shoebeating mandate and UPI dispersing capabilities than the current UN force of 2,000 soldiers deployed in Lebanon's southern border region. Already WCASY is summonning two battallions of elite subtle system reserves to leave at 24 hours' notice. Mr. Allan Wherry is very confident that SY subtle system cleansing techniques and expertise will bring calm and peace to both regions. He will be meeting the Sunni representative of the suicide bombers and present him with 108 primed matkas and 1000 kilos of chillies and lemons to rid them of such murderous tendencies. When pressed for reasons why WCASY is not promoting Shri Mataji's Divine Message Mr. Allan Wherry scoffed at the idea. According to him deviant readings and the historic transfer of Her Will compels them to act responsibly towards the world community, unlike Shri Mataji's rash and panic-inducing public statements. He told reporters that the world has nothing to fear in future since WCASY is now firmly in control and will use all the means at its disposal, including lies, deceit, propaganda and excommunications to stamp out heretics who insist the truth of the Last Judgment and resurrection must be told. According to him the world - already highly stressed by wars, crimes, corruption, drugs and moral decay - just cannot afford fear- mongers who promote and uphold the Divine Message. Mr. Allan Wherry is also widely believed to be vying for the Will of UN Secretary General Kofi Annan. If successful WCASY will be thrust upon the world stage and Sahaja Yoga firmly entrenched internationally. SYs worldwide are holding havans, paper burnings and shoebeats to ensure his success. Jagbir Singh BBC correspondent Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted July 18, 2006 Report Share Posted July 18, 2006 BBC correspondent Jagbir Singh has done it yet again! We were left howling in tears of laughter at the end of our chairs at the prospect of world-renowned Propaganda Minister, Mr. Alan Wherry (who according to Correspondent Singh is also widely believed to be vying for the Will of UN Secretary General Kofi Annan)... presenting the many kilos of chillis and lemons to the Sunni representative of the suicide bombers to rid them of their murderous tendancies!!! Incidentally, this also reminded me of correspondent Singh's 'wickedly delightful' alternative version of George Orwell's " Animal Farm " , which i am sure many will also remember. For those who have never heard of George Orwell's classical satirical piece, called " Animal Farm " , perhaps you would like to acquaint yourelf with it... compliments of Wikapaedia (see URL below). It is also envisioned that due to the high popularity of the alternative highly acclaimed and memorable version of Mr. Singh's " Animal Farm " , the editorial department are envisioning a possible repeat publication (with maybe some extra juicy tidbits thrown in). One never knows what to expect from our correspondent who is well-known for his satirical wit. So, please be patient, and there just may be a re-publication, subject of course to correspondent Singh's Will. Ms. Violet Tubb BBC'CC Editorial Department http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Animal_Farm -In , " jagbir singh " <adishakti_org wrote: > > UN call for Middle East ceasefire > BBC, Tuesday, 18 July 2006, 10:21 > > UN Secretary General Kofi Annan and WCASY Propaganda Minister Allan > Wherry has called for urgent action from the international community > to stop the violence between Israel and Lebanon. > > They reiterated calls for a new international force of shoebeaters > and stress relievers to be deployed in the border region. > > However, Israeli Foreign Minister Tzipi Livni said it was too early > for such a force of subtle system SYs or for an Israeli ceasefire. > > But a UN envoy, who held talks with Ms Livni in Israel, described > them as " intensive " and " productive " . > > Mr Allan Wherry made his comments after talks with European > Commission President Jose Manuel Barroso in Brussels. He will then > leave for Baghdad to meet with Iraqi Prime Minister and defuse the > crisis there where a car bomb attack in the southern Iraqi city of > Kufa has just killed at least 53 people and left 103 injured. > > He said the proposed stress stabilisation force would need to be > bigger and have a stronger shoebeating mandate and UPI dispersing > capabilities than the current UN force of 2,000 soldiers deployed in > Lebanon's southern border region. Already WCASY is summonning two > battallions of elite subtle system reserves to leave at 24 hours' > notice. > > Mr. Allan Wherry is very confident that SY subtle system cleansing > techniques and expertise will bring calm and peace to both regions. > He will be meeting the Sunni representative of the suicide bombers > and present him with 108 primed matkas and 1000 kilos of chillies > and lemons to rid them of such murderous tendencies. > > When pressed for reasons why WCASY is not promoting Shri Mataji's > Divine Message Mr. Allan Wherry scoffed at the idea. According to him > deviant readings and the historic transfer of Her Will compels them > to act responsibly towards the world community, unlike Shri Mataji's > rash and panic-inducing public statements. He told reporters that > the world has nothing to fear in future since WCASY is now firmly in > control and will use all the means at its disposal, including lies, > deceit, propaganda and excommunications to stamp out heretics who > insist the truth of the Last Judgment and resurrection must be told. > According to him the world - already highly stressed by wars, > crimes, corruption, drugs and moral decay - just cannot afford fear- > mongers who promote and uphold the Divine Message. > > Mr. Allan Wherry is also widely believed to be vying for the Will of > UN Secretary General Kofi Annan. If successful WCASY will be thrust > upon the world stage and Sahaja Yoga firmly entrenched > internationally. SYs worldwide are holding havans, paper burnings > and shoebeats to ensure his success. > > Jagbir Singh > BBC correspondent > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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