But the Comforter, the Holy Spirit, shall teach you all things (John 14:26) - 3

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Top Ten Signs You're a Fundamentalist Christian

 

10 - You vigorously deny the existence of thousands of gods claimed

by other religions, but feel outraged when someone denies the

existence of yours.

 

9 - You feel insulted and " dehumanized " when scientists say that

people evolved from other life forms, but you have no problem with

the Biblical claim that we were created from dirt.

 

8 - You laugh at polytheists, but you have no problem believing in a

Triune God.

 

7 - Your face turns purple when you hear of the " atrocities "

attributed to Allah, but you don't even flinch when hearing about how

God/Jehovah slaughtered all the babies of Egypt in " Exodus " and

ordered the elimination of entire ethnic groups in " Joshua " including

women, children, and trees!

 

6 - You laugh at Hindu beliefs that deify humans, and Greek claims

about gods sleeping with women, but you have no problem believing

that the Holy Spirit impregnated Mary, who then gave birth to a man-

god who got killed, came back to life and then ascended into the sky.

 

5 - You are willing to spend your life looking for little loopholes

in the scientifically established age of Earth (few billion years),

but you find nothing wrong with believing dates recorded by Bronze

Age tribesmen sitting in their tents and guessing that Earth is a few

generations old.

 

4 - You believe that the entire population of this planet with the

exception of those who share your beliefs -- though excluding those

in all rival sects - will spend Eternity in an infinite Hell of

Suffering. And yet consider your religion the most " tolerant "

and " loving. "

 

3 - While modern science, history, geology, biology, and physics have

failed to convince you otherwise, some idiot rolling around on the

floor speaking in " tongues " may be all the evidence you need

to " prove " Christianity.

 

2 - You define 0.01% as a " high success rate " when it comes to

answered prayers. You consider that to be evidence that prayer

works. And you think that the remaining 99.99% FAILURE was simply

the will of God.

 

1 - You actually know a lot less than many atheists and agnostics do

about the Bible, Christianity, and church history - but still call

yourself a Christian.

 

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