A few of the 1001 powers and enlightenment of subtle system SYs

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> v) the many beliefs of SYs - evil spirits lurking everywhere, right-

> sided cats causing possession, doors of Hell opening on Diwali,

> etc - spiritually weakens even those like me who hear them, and

> will cause newcomers to flee and never to return. (i have felt

> better since cutting off all sources of such emails, especially

> from the officially approved divinesahajayoga mailing list - so

> will you);

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Dear Nicole (and All),

 

You mentioned a miniscule number of the vast powers only available to

SYs following the official SSSYR (Subtle System Sahaja Yoga Religion):

 

" And let me add a few " star-products " such as, how to give

realization to your bicycle, how to bother your peers, asking what

should be the appropriate colour of your wall-paper, according to

your vibrations, how to lecture on the heating effect of some food on

the liver while drinking gallons of coca cola, how to manage to

womanize but still chanting " Jay Ganesha " …. This only to make short

as i have a half tonn of examples in store. "

 

i was under the impression that Aunty Shaku's " Doors of Diwali Hell "

topped the list of powers and enlightenment available to SYs. But

giving self-realization to bicyles is a timely reminder of my faith

in my own ignorance i.e., that at most i am yet only 2% enlightened

and at most will attain only 5% in this life.

 

i did not laugh Nicole because the sheer shock and immensity of the

imbecility blew me off my chair smack into the wall ........ and i

lost consciousness. (Now i know what a suicide bomb blast is like.)

After a while i woke up dazed and numb, and immediately checked my

Sahasarara to see if i still had my self-realization intact. It was

such a relief to feel the Cool Breeze flowing freely, notwithstanding

the full blast of SYSSR that empowers SYs to give self-realization to

bicycles.

 

i also did not feel sad because it was coming from independent

witnesses that confirm the SYSSR madness i had known for years, and

was always warning against. Actually i am happy Nicole as you have

half a tonne of goodies all stored up for future distribution i.e.,

the dirty iceberg of SY will melt as global warming progresses, aided

in no small measure by all the hot air SYs have released into the

biosphere (i am talking about their 1001 powers multiplied by the

number of SYs and the years.)

 

It is without question that a seismic shift has taken place as Shri

Mataji announced Her complete withdrawal, or something to that effect,

during the recent 2008 Guru Puja. It is also without question that

the SYSSR is now on its deathbed i.e., it's survival depended

entirely on WCASY/SYs using Shri Mataji to prop it up. Sooner or

later the SYSSR will enter its death throes, never to rise again. And

bicycles, unfortunately, will not enter the Kingdom of God. What a

waste of an eco-friendly, low-cost and healthy mode of transportation.

 

regards to all,

 

jagbir

 

 

, " nicole_bougantouche "

<nicole_bougantouche wrote:

 

Dear all,

 

i joined the forum about one year ago, because after having spent 10

years in the collective, i took the decision to quit. At the time i

got my realization, the collective meditations were a real

opportunity to go deep into Shri Mataji's teachings, to share a real,

spontaneous Love, and i must say that after some reunion, i have been

blessed with some tremendous mystic experiences, a genuine feeling of

oneness with the Divine.

 

Unfortunately, as time went on, the meditations turned into some sort

of endless lectures from a " sui-generis elite " and to sum it up, at

the end of each meeting we were begged for money, money and more

money. Then i started to feel my heart shutting like an oyster and

started to feel guilty, because, of course according to them, i had a

problem with the collective.

 

This period led to a haemorragy of yogis. Most of them had left the

movement, disappointed, cheated, humiliated, and a few of them became

really tough " anti-Shri Matajis " .

 

This opened on a period in which i have been witnessig all kinds of

nonsensical, stupid, and devilish happenings. i started to ask Shri

Mataji to show me the way of Truth.

 

When i found the present forum i knew immediately that i was at the

right place, with the right people.

 

Yes, there is not even a single coma, hyphen of character that i

could disapprove in the present forum. And for having posted a very

tiny amount of material, i can measure the immense dedication, energy

and Love Jagbir and Violet offer to the advancement of the Truth and

I will spare no effort to try to match their quality and calibre.

 

Because TRUTH is ABOVE religion, even the organised Sahaja Yoga

religion.

 

If PHds are not required to become a Realized soul, humility,

intelligence and innocence are sine qua non conditions.

 

So if you are bothered by the length of the material posted, feel

free to get lost elsewhere, and join the " divine kindergarten " which

Jagbir enumerated, with an unprecedent sobriety, a few of the 1008

nonsense which built over decades it's reputation. And let me add a

few " star-products " such as, how to give realization to your bicycle,

how to bother your peers, asking what should be the appropriate

colour of your wall-paper, according to your vibrations, how to

lecture on the heating effect of some food on the liver while

drinking gallons of coca cola, how to manage to womanize but still

chanting " Jay Ganesha " …. This only to make short as i have a half

tonn of examples in store.

 

So please do not hesitate to add me on your list of parias and be

sure that the time will come when i will testify of all horrible

things i have been witnessing over the past 18 years.

 

May Truth prevail

 

nicole