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Namaste, A small humour for the day :NARAYANAN <savitha wrote: "NARAYANAN" <savitha<Undisclosed-Recipient:;>IT Roles in HeavenMon, 11 Sep 2006 10:59:38 +0800 Narayanan N2 Sunday, September 10, 2006 IT Roles in Heaven Just for fun :) *Roles in Heaven : * *Brahma * Systems Installation *Vishnu * Systems Administration & Support *Lakshmi * Finance and Accounts consultant *Saraswati* & NB sp; Training and Knowledge

Management *Shiva* DBA (Crash Specialist) *Ganesh * Quality Assuarance & Documentation *Narada* Data transfer *Yama* Reorganization & Downsizing Consultant *Chitragupta* IDP & Personal Records *Apsaras* Downloadable Viruses *Devas* Mainframe Programmers *Surya* Solaris Administrator *Rakshasas * In house Hackers *Ravan * Internet Explorer WWWF *Kumbhakarnan * Zombie Process * Lakshman* Support Software and Backup *Hanuman * Linux/s390 * Vaali* MS Windows *Sugreeva* DOS *Jatayu* Firewall *Dronacharya* System Programmer *Vishwamitra * Sr. Manager Projects *Shakuni* Annual appraisal & Promotion *Valmiki * Technical Writer

(Ramayana Sign off document) *Dharmaraj Yudhishthira* ISO Consultant

(CMM level 5) *Arjun * Lead Programmer (all companies are vying for him) *Abhimanyu* Trainee Programmer *Draupadi * Motivation & Team building * Bhima* MAINFRAME LEGACY SYSTEM *Duryodhana * Microsoft

product Written in VB *Karna* Contract programmer

*Dhrutarashtra* Visual C++ *Gandhari* Dreamweaver *100 Kauravas * Microsoft Service Packs and patches OOOO---------OOOO Movies - Search movie info and celeb profiles and photos.

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