Guest guest Posted May 31, 2004 Report Share Posted May 31, 2004 > > An atheist professor of philosophy speaks to his > class on the problem science has with God, The > Almighty. > > He asks one of his new Christian students to stand > and..... > > Professor:You are a Christian, aren't you, son? > > Student :Yes, sir. > > Prof:So you believe in God? > > Student :Absolutely, sir. > > Prof:Is God good? > > Student :Sure. > > Prof:Is God all-powerful? > > Student :Yes. > > Prof:My brother died of cancer even though he prayed > to God to heal him. Most of us would attempt to help > others who are ill. But God didn't. How is this God > good then? Hmm? > > (Student is silent.) > > Prof:You can't answer, can you? Let's start again, > young fella. Is God good? > > Student :Yes. > > Prof:Is Satan good? > > Student :No. > > Prof:Where does Satan come from? > > Student :From...God... > > Prof:That's right. Tell me son, is there evil in > this > world? > > Student :Yes. > > Prof:Evil is everywhere, isn't it? And God did make > everything. Correct? > > Student :Yes. > > Prof:So who created evil? > > (Student does not answer.) > > Prof:Is there sickness? Immorality? Hatred? > Ugliness? > All these terrible things exist in the world, don't > they? > > Student :Yes, sir. > > Prof:So, who created them? > > (Student has no answer.) > > Prof:Science says you have 5 senses you use to > identify and observe the world around you. Tell me, > son...Have you ever seen God? > > Student:No, sir. > > Prof:Tell us if you have ever heard your God? > > Student :No , sir. > > Prof:Have you ever felt your God, tasted your God, > smelt your God? Have you ever had any sensory > perception of God for that matter? > > Student :No, sir. I'm afraid I haven't. > > Prof:Yet you still believe in Him? > > Student :Yes. > > Prof:According to empirical, testable, demonstrable > protocol, science says your GOD doesn't exist. What > do > you say to that, son? > > Student :Nothing. I only have my faith. > > Prof:Yes. Faith. And that is the problem science > has. > > Student :Professor, is there such a thing as heat? > > Prof:Yes. > > Student :And is there such a thing as cold? > > Prof:Yes. > > Student :No sir. There isn't. > > (The lecture theatre becomes very quiet with this > turn > of events.) > > Student :Sir, you can have lots of heat, even more > heat, superheat, mega heat, white heat, a little > heat > or no heat. But we don't have anything called cold. > We can hit 458 degrees below zero which is no heat, > but we can't go any further after that. There is no > such thing as cold. Cold is only a word we use to > describe the absence of heat. We cannot measure > cold. > Heat is energy. Cold is not the opposite of heat, > sir, > just the absence of it. > > (There is pin-drop silence in the lecture theatre.) > > Student :What about darkness, Professor? Is there > such > a thing as darkness? > > Prof:Yes. What is night if there isn't darkness? > > Student :You're wrong again, sir. Darkness is the > absence of something. You can have low light, normal > light, bright light, flashing light....But if you > have no light constantly, you have nothing and it's > called darkness, isn't it? In reality, darkness > isn't. > If it were you would be able to make darkness > darker, wouldn't you? > > Prof:So what is the point you are making, young man? > > > Student :Sir, my point is your philosophical premise > is flawed. > > Prof:Flawed? Can you explain how? > > Student :Sir, you are working on the premise of > duality. You argue there is life and then there is > death, a good God and a bad God. You are viewing the > concept of God as something finite, something we can > measure. Sir, science can't even explain a thought. > It > uses electricity and magnetism, but has never seen, > much less fully understood either one. To view death > as the opposite of life is to be ignorant of the > fact > that death cannot exist as a substantive thing. > Death > is not the opposite of life: just the absence of it. > > Now tell me, Professor. Do you teach your students > that they evolved from a monkey? > > Prof:If you are referring to the natural > evolutionary > process, yes, of course, I do. > > Student :Have you ever observed evolution with your > own eyes, sir? > > (The Professor shakes his head with a smile, > beginning > to realize where the argument is going.) > > Student :Since no one has ever observed the process > of > evolution at work and cannot even prove that this > process is an on-going endeavour, are you not > teaching your opinion, sir? Are you not a scientist > but a preacher? > > (The class is in uproar.) > > Student :Is there anyone in the class who has ever > seen the Professor's brain? > > (The class breaks out into laughter.) > > Student :Is there anyone here who has ever heard the > Professor's brain, felt it, touched or smelt > it?.....No one appears to have done so. So, > according > to the established rules of empirical, stable, > demonstrable protocol, science says that you have no > brain, sir. With all due respect, sir, how do we > then > trust your lectures, sir? > > (The room is silent. The professor stares at the > student, his face unfathomable.) > > Prof:I guess you'll have to take them on faith, son. > > > Student :That is it sir.. The link between man & god > is FAITH. That is all that keeps things moving & > alive. > > =========================================== > Peace is your nature, yet you remain restless. > Freedom is your nature, yet you remain in bondage. > > Happiness is your nature, yet you become miserable > for some reason or another. > Contentment is your nature, yet you continue to reel > in desires. > =========================================== Friends. Fun. Try the all-new Messenger. http://messenger./ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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