Namasthe- God's job application and Happy New Year!

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Dear all,Wish all of you a wonderful 2009 filled with God's blessings!! On this New Year Eve, I want to share with you this application from God. I am e-mailing this to reach all of us on New Year's Eve! Hope this letter will inspire all of us to hire Him as our all powerful, all knowing Manager for life.

Application begins hereFrom Omnipotent, Omnipresent and Omniscient Maha Vishnu

 

To whom it may concern Happy New Year to You! Even though Hindu New Year does not coincide with the Gregorian New Year of January first, I understand that in this Kaliyuga people all over the world see January first as the New Year. So I have decided to join all of you in your celebration and want to wish all of you an year filled with blessings!

 

With the new year, there comes the inspiration to take new resolutions and organize your life as best as you can. I heard you were looking for a manager to manage your life and activities. If you are considering, I would like to apply for that job. I will introduce myself first and tell you how my qualifications make me the most qualified candidate.

 

My name is Vishnu. I have taken several partial incarnations and one full incarnation. Therefore I am known by several names. Varaha Murthy, Narasimha Murthy, Vamana, Sri Rama, Balarama, Parasurama, Sri Krishna are a few of those names. Sri Krishna being the poorna or full Avatara is the most popular name.

 

I am the first manager of Gods and human beings. From my navel, your creator Brahma was born and then from Brahma, Siva, Sanaka brothers, Narada, Prajapathis, your great, great, great ....grandfather and grandmother Manu and Shatharupa were created. I know how humanity works and what is best for them. If you hire me I will be like having the manufacturer as your personal mechanic.

 

 

Lot of people just live the life with out managing it properly and when it becomes out of control, they look for an efficient manager. Often their yearning to hire the manager is not strong enough and they slip back into the chaos of life. But in my experience I have seen that a good number of people seriously look for a manager just around the New Year to organize their life. So I am sending this job application for your manager's position at this time. Hope you are earnestly looking for one and the advertisement I saw on your mind is serious. It is important that your desire to have some efficient and well meaning manager to guide you in your life is intense.

Do not worry about my salary. It is paid by many many of my clients (or better called devotees). What I need from you is to trust me after hiring me and if you find that your life is managed well, then spread the word about me so that others can get my help. The good thing is that I can manage the lives of any number of people simultaneously.

One more promise I need from you. Give me the right to change and fix your life so that you can learn and stay close to me. I may have to make major changes and revisions. I need your permission to execute the new ideas and in turn I will give you strength, peace of mind and optimism. You can let me know your problems, I will find the best solution. But do not interfere too much and do not resist changes. Please trust me completely and cooperate with me. If you do that , I will take care of you. This is a promise I will never break and let me assure you that my client or devotee is dear to me than anybody. There is nothing more important to me than taking care of you. Yours Sincerely,Krishna

Please see my short resume below:AddressKrishnaSarvavyaapiDevotee's mind, Aum 108Phone: Aum Namo Narayanaya

My work experience is beginingless and endlessStrength:All Powerful. From me the world is created, I sustain it and during dissolution world merges in me. This goes on and on endlessly.

 

Qualification and trainingSarvanjan, Master of all trades

References found in Vedas, Upanishads and all scriptures. For easy reference please refer to the following stories of Bhagavatham or Naaraayaneeyam and you can see my different qualities.Affection - Yasoda, Gopis, Gopas

Love- Radha RaniFriendship- ArjunaLove for devotees or clients- Prahalada, Dhruva, Sudama, Amabarisha, Draupadi etc. etc.Humility- PaarthasarathyDharmam- How I killed adharmis like Putana, Kamsa, Jarasandha etc.etc. to establish dharmam and protect the devotees.

Forgiveness- Satraajit, Brigu Mharshi etc.Mercy- Gajendra

Availability: I am willing and ready to take over your life right now. As soon as you call me I will be there and when you give the permission to take over I will start my job. Also I will introduce you to many like you who are my clients and make opportunities to meet them often, which is called " satsangam " .

I can assure you that If you hire me as your manager, you will be blessed.

Remuneration:As I told you, my salary is paid by the devotees and I do not need anything from you except your total commitment initially and on a daily basis. Incorporate me in your daily life. It can be done in many ways and once you hire me we will work out the best way for you and me. For each individual it will be different. So please do not compare, I will be with you to choose the right path and direction. Let me assure you again and again that I will take care of your Yogakshemam and I am Bhakthaparaadheenan.

 

Other references available upon request. (Inspired by " A letter from Jesus Christ " by an unknown author.)SreekrishnaarpanamasthuRegards and prayersSavitri

[Guest guest]

As usual, meningful write up.I am sure yuor have hired this manager long time ago.Hope all of us hire him as our MANAGER of life.

Wish you and your family the very best in life.May Lord Krishna be with you all the time.

Sreedevi and Narayanankutty Menon--- On Wed, 12/31/08, Savitri Puram <savitriopuram wrote:

Savitri Puram <savitriopuram[Guruvayur] Namasthe- God's job application and Happy New Year!Wednesday, December 31, 2008, 5:46 AM

 

 

 

Dear all,Wish all of you a wonderful 2009 filled with God's blessings!! On this New Year Eve, I want to share with you this application from God. I am e-mailing this to reach all of us on New Year's Eve! Hope this letter will inspire all of us to hire Him as our all powerful, all knowing Manager for life.Application begins hereFrom Omnipotent, Omnipresent and Omniscient Maha Vishnu

To whom it may concern

Happy New Year to You! Even though Hindu New Year does not coincide with the Gregorian New Year of January first, I understand that in this Kaliyuga people all over the world see January first as the New Year. So I have decided to join all of you in your celebration and want to wish all of you an year filled with blessings!

 

With the new year, there comes the inspiration to take new resolutions and organize your life as best as you can. I heard you were looking for a manager to manage your life and activities. If you are considering, I would like to apply for that job. I will introduce myself first and tell you how my qualifications make me the most qualified candidate.

 

My name is Vishnu. I have taken several partial incarnations and one full incarnation. Therefore I am known by several names. Varaha Murthy, Narasimha Murthy, Vamana, Sri Rama, Balarama, Parasurama, Sri Krishna are a few of those names. Sri Krishna being the poorna or full Avatara is the most popular name.

 

I am the first manager of Gods and human beings. From my navel, your creator Brahma was born and then from Brahma, Siva, Sanaka brothers, Narada, Prajapathis, your great, great, great ....grandfather and grandmother Manu and Shatharupa were created. I know how humanity works and what is best for them. If you hire me I will be like having the manufacturer as your personal mechanic.

 

Lot of people just live the life with out managing it properly and when it becomes out of control, they look for an efficient manager. Often their yearning to hire the manager is not strong enough and they slip back into the chaos of life. But in my experience I have seen that a good number of people seriously look for a manager just around the New Year to organize their life. So I am sending this job application for your manager's position at this time. Hope you are earnestly looking for one and the advertisement I saw on your mind is serious. It is important that your desire to have some efficient and well meaning manager to guide you in your life is intense.

Do not worry about my salary. It is paid by many many of my clients (or better called devotees). What I need from you is to trust me after hiring me and if you find that your life is managed well, then spread the word about me so that others can get my help. The good thing is that I can manage the lives of any number of people simultaneously.

One more promise I need from you. Give me the right to change and fix your life so that you can learn and stay close to me. I may have to make major changes and revisions. I need your permission to execute the new ideas and in turn I will give you strength, peace of mind and optimism. You can let me know your problems, I will find the best solution. But do not interfere too much and do not resist changes. Please trust me completely and cooperate with me. If you do that , I will take care of you. This is a promise I will never break and let me assure you that my client or devotee is dear to me than anybody. There is nothing more important to me than taking care of you.

Yours Sincerely,Krishna

Please see my short resume below:

Address

KrishnaSarvavyaapiDevotee's mind, Aum 108Phone: Aum Namo Narayanaya

My work experience is beginingless and endless

Strength:

All Powerful. From me the world is created, I sustain it and during dissolution world merges in me. This goes on and on endlessly.

Qualification and training

Sarvanjan, Master of all trades

References found in Vedas, Upanishads and all scriptures. For easy reference please refer to the following stories of Bhagavatham or Naaraayaneeyam and you can see my different qualities.

Affection - Yasoda, Gopis, Gopas

Love- Radha Rani

Friendship- Arjuna

Love for devotees or clients- Prahalada, Dhruva, Sudama, Amabarisha, Draupadi etc. etc.

Humility- Paarthasarathy

Dharmam- How I killed adharmis like Putana, Kamsa, Jarasandha etc.etc. to establish dharmam and protect the devotees.

Forgiveness- Satraajit, Brigu Mharshi etc.

Mercy- Gajendra

Availability:

I am willing and ready to take over your life right now. As soon as you call me I will be there and when you give the permission to take over I will start my job. Also I will introduce you to many like you who are my clients and make opportunities to meet them often, which is called "satsangam".

I can assure you that If you hire me as your manager, you will be blessed.Remuneration:As I told you, my salary is paid by the devotees and I do not need anything from you except your total commitment initially and on a daily basis. Incorporate me in your daily life. It can be done in many ways and once you hire me we will work out the best way for you and me. For each individual it will be different. So please do not compare, I will be with you to choose the right path and direction. Let me assure you again and again that I will take care of your Yogakshemam and I am Bhakthaparaadheenan.

 

Other references available upon request. (Inspired by "A letter from Jesus Christ" by an unknown author.)Sreekrishnaarpanama sthuRegards and prayersSavitri

[Guest guest]

Dear Krishnaji,

 

We fervently desire to hire. Please drop into our hearts and minds, the sooner

the better, urgently in need of your precious presence and service.

Your prompt response is highly appreciated.

 

yours sincerely,

devotees, desperately in need.

 

Let us welcome another beautiful year,

with hope and enthusiasm,

with love and joy,

with peace and togetherness,

and most importantly,with Krishna, in our hearts.

 

Let us dedicate this year 2009, to Him, for Him.

 

Shri Krishna aarpanamastu...May the Lord bless us with His Love and Care.

 

Nothing we desire more... than you... our dearest Krishna...

 

Wishing everyone a very beautiful 2009!!

 

Krishna Hare Jaya!

 

 

 

--- On Wed, 12/31/08, Savitri Puram <savitriopuram wrote:

 

> Savitri Puram <savitriopuram

> [Guruvayur] Namasthe- God's job application and Happy New Year!

> To:

> Wednesday, December 31, 2008, 9:46 PM

> Dear all,

>

> Wish all of you a wonderful 2009 filled with God's

> blessings!!

>

> On this New Year Eve, I want to share with you this

> application from God. I

> am e-mailing this to reach all of us on New Year's Eve!

> Hope this letter

> will inspire all of us to hire Him as our all powerful, all

> knowing Manager

> for life.

>

> Application begins here

>

> From

>

> *Omnipotent, Omnipresent and Omniscient Maha Vishnu*

>

> To whom it may concern

> Happy New Year to You! Even though Hindu New Year does not

> coincide with

> the Gregorian New Year of January first, I understand that

> in this Kaliyuga

> people all over the world see January first as the New

> Year. So I have

> decided to join all of you in your celebration and want to

> wish all of you

> an year filled with blessings!

>

> With the new year, there comes the inspiration to take new

> resolutions and

> organize your life as best as you can. I heard you were

> looking for a

> manager to manage your life and activities. If you are

> considering, I would

> like to apply for that job. I will introduce myself first

> and tell you how

> my qualifications make me the most qualified candidate.

>

> My name is Vishnu. I have taken several partial

> incarnations and one full

> incarnation. Therefore I am known by several names. Varaha

> Murthy, Narasimha

> Murthy, Vamana, Sri Rama, Balarama, Parasurama, Sri Krishna

> are a few of

> those names. Sri Krishna being the poorna or full Avatara

> is the most

> popular name.

>

> I am the first manager of Gods and human beings. From my

> navel, your creator

> Brahma was born and then from Brahma, Siva, Sanaka

> brothers, Narada,

> Prajapathis, your great, great, great ....grandfather and

> grandmother Manu

> and Shatharupa were created. I know how humanity works and

> what is best for

> them. If you hire me I will be like having the manufacturer

> as your personal

> mechanic.

>

> Lot of people just live the life with out managing it

> properly and when it

> becomes out of control, they look for an efficient manager.

> Often their

> yearning to hire the manager is not strong enough and they

> slip back into

> the chaos of life. But in my experience I have seen that a

> good number of

> people seriously look for a manager just around the New

> Year to organize

> their life. So I am sending this job application for your

> manager's position

> at this time. Hope you are earnestly looking for one and

> the advertisement I

> saw on your mind is serious. *It is important* that your

> desire to have

> some efficient and well meaning manager to guide you in

> your life is *

> intense*.

>

> Do not worry about my salary. It is paid by many many of my

> clients (or

> better called devotees). *What I need from you is to trust

> me after hiring

> me and if you find that your life is managed well, then

> spread the word

> about me so that others can get my help*. The good thing is

> that I can

> manage the lives of any number of people simultaneously.

>

> One more promise I need from you. Give me the right to

> change and fix your

> life so that you can learn and *stay close to me*. I may

> have to make major

> changes and revisions. I need your permission to execute

> the new ideas and

> in turn *I will give you strength, peace of mind and

> optimism. *You can let

> me know your problems, I will find the best solution. But

> do not interfere

> too much and do not resist changes. Please trust me

> completely and cooperate

> with me. If you do that , I will take care of you. *This is

> a promise I will

> never break* and let me assure you that my client or

> devotee is dear to me

> than anybody. *There is nothing more important to me than

> taking care of

> you. *

>

> Yours Sincerely,

> Krishna

>

> Please see my *short resume* below:

>

> *Address*

>

> Krishna

> Sarvavyaapi

> Devotee's mind, Aum 108

> Phone: Aum Namo Narayanaya

>

> *My work experience is beginingless and endless*

>

> *Strength:*

>

> All Powerful. From me the world is created, I sustain it

> and during

> dissolution world merges in me. This goes on and on

> endlessly.

>

> *Qualification and training*

>

> Sarvanjan, Master of all trades

>

> References found in Vedas, Upanishads and all scriptures.

> For easy reference

> please refer to the following stories of Bhagavatham or

> Naaraayaneeyam and

> you can see my different qualities.

>

> Affection - Yasoda, Gopis, Gopas

>

> Love- Radha Rani

>

> Friendship- Arjuna

>

> Love for devotees or clients- Prahalada, Dhruva, Sudama,

> Amabarisha,

> Draupadi etc. etc.

>

> Humility- Paarthasarathy

>

> Dharmam- How I killed adharmis like Putana, Kamsa,

> Jarasandha etc.etc. to

> establish dharmam and protect the devotees.

>

> Forgiveness- Satraajit, Brigu Mharshi etc.

>

> Mercy- Gajendra

>

> *Availability: *

>

> I am willing and ready to take over your life right now. As

> soon as you call

> me I will be there and when you give the permission to take

> over I will

> start my job. Also I will introduce you to many like you

> who are my clients

> and make opportunities to meet them often, which is called

> " satsangam " .

>

> I can assure you that If you hire me as your manager, you

> will be blessed.

> *Remuneration:*

>

> As I told you, my salary is paid by the devotees and I do

> not need anything

> from you except your total commitment initially and *on a

> daily

> basis*.*Incorporate me in your daily life

> *. It can be done in many ways and once you hire me we will

> work out the

> best way for you and me. For each individual it will be

> different. So please

> do not compare, I will be with you to choose the right path

> and direction. *Let

> me assure you again and again that I will take care of your

> Yogakshemam and

> I am Bhakthaparaadheenan*.

>

>

> Other references available upon request.

>

> (Inspired by " A letter from Jesus Christ " by an

> unknown author.)

>

> Sreekrishnaarpanamasthu

>

> Regards and prayers

>

> Savitri