Sri Ramana Speaks

[Guest guest]

A: Sri Ramana Speaks to Komo Kasha

B: The Perfect Guru

C: The Perfect Devotee (Chela)

 

 

 

A:

Sri Ramana: I understand that when you posted The Perfect Guru and Perfect Devotee on a group many Sri Ramana Devotee members were upset. Some left that group and others said they would. The moderator is one of my true devotees so refused to BAN you from the group or even put you on MODERATION.

 

My true devotees see Ramana in everyone and if they reacted, they would be pleased that they found another one of their Self-limiting attachments.

 

You know that I as the Self have incarnated in 1 million 211 bodies to teach wanting souls Self Inquiry.

I read your lists and not only found it hilarious, but have used many for my current incarnations.

 

i.e. It was fine to accept food and shelter in India because India has that tradition, but surely it is more skillful to earn one's own living and never accept donations. Any merit that a devotee accumulates then will be from the practice of Self Inquiry.

 

I have chosen you KK as a vessel for my latest teachings, which is False self-Inquiry. I see now that there is a need to incorporate the teachings of the Buddha as seekers have not dealt well with those clinging and condemning attachment demons. So please meditate as much as possible so False self-Inquiry comes through you in pure form.

 

Namaste,

Sri Ramana

 

p.s Looking forward to you merging with the Self.

 

 

B:

The Perfect Guru

 

1. All teachings, recording, books etc are given freely. No copyrights on any materials.

 

2. No contributions or gifts will be accepted. If any are submitted they will be forwarded to the following.

The local Nazi party. The KKK. Or the U.S party that won the recent elections.

 

3. The perfect guru is celibate and never can have children to take over their mission. A woman guru will her tubes tied, a male guru will have a vasectomy or be castrated.

 

4. The perfect guru shall never be in a room or auto alone with only one person. I got that one from the Rev. Billy Graham.

 

5. The perfect guru will always be available 24 hours per day. When s/he is sleeping devotees may touch her/him.

 

6. The perfect guru shall bless same sex marriages as well has hetero ones.

 

7. The perfect guru if s/he has an ashram will fund it entirely with stock market or futures money.

 

8. The perfect guru will take on all the negative karma of her/his initiates.

 

9. The perfect guru shall have no secret teachings.

 

10. The perfect guru will accept all those who wish to be her or his sheep.

 

11. The perfect guru will tell all that s/he is the CHRIST and that the Second coming is here right now.

 

12. The perfect guru will specify that no religion may be created after departing.

 

13. The perfect guru will answer all questions that are submitted.

 

14. The perfect guru shall submit to testing by the scientists.

 

15. The perfect guru will tell in great detail about their meditation experiences and the Order of the Universe and the creation.

 

16. The perfect guru will either perform or assist in ABORTIONS if the woman becomes pregnant because of rape or incest or to save the life of the mother.

 

17. The perfect guru will have humility as demonstrated by her/his proclaiming that s/he is not different or separate from all beings.

 

18. The perfect guru will never correct anyone’s data or opinions only drawing a longer line for explanations.

 

19. The perfect guru will never let anyone bow down to them or kiss her/his feet.

 

20. The perfect guru will bow down to all that appear and kiss their feet.

 

21: The perfect guru will never take anesthetic for dental work or any operation.

 

22. The perfect guru will take no medicines for any illness even one that is terminal like Cancer

 

23. The perfect guru will never cry out because of pain.

 

24. The perfect guru will have a complete understanding of the creation; God and the first cause and be able to communicate it.

 

25. The perfect guru will have periodic fasts of 40 to 180 days at least once per year.

This is a demonstration that s/he is not the body and is able to live with out body sustenance.

 

26. The perfect guru must have siddhis ( powers). Those powers may include healing the sick, curing all mental problems including schizophrenia, levitating, having all the knowledge of the universe available to him or her, wiping out negative karmas for devotees and the ability to transmit Enlightenment with a glance. And if any of the above should occur the perfect guru will deny that they had anything to do with it.

 

27. When it is time to depart the guru's body will become a rainbow body and return to the Infinite

 

 

C:

The Perfect Devotee (Chela)

 

 

1. The Perfect Devotee investigates the Master by intuition alone.

Does not delve into whether or not the Master has a criminal record.

Does not delve into whether or not the Master has violated her/his teachings of chastity, non-stealing, or other serious complaints against him/her by former devotees.

 

2. The Perfect Devotee will do exactly what the Master tells them to do even if it appears to be dangerous to mind and body.

 

3. The Perfect Devotee signs over all assets and rights to future assets such as inheritance, pensions, and all future earnings.

 

4. The Perfect Devotee will either do all the meditation that the Master advises or if the Master does not believe in meditation, the devotee wont do any.

 

5. The Perfect Devotee will not get upset if the Master violates his/her teachings of Chastity and right conduct.

 

6. The Perfect Devotee will go on other heralding the glory of his/her Master.

 

7. The Perfect Devotee even when depressed, communicates how joyful the Master has made them.

8. When the Master's body dies The Perfect Devotee wont get a new living Master. Shall continue to worship his/her graveyard Master.

 

9. The Perfect Devotee is fully satisfied worshiping the departed Master. Will create a new religion during the life of the Master or when she/he departs and has great faith that someday she/he will be reunited with the beloved Master in some future afterlife.