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Rob: Well you know what they say: If you have toexplain a joke, it wasn't funny.Alton: Love me always even though I may not deserve it...Rob: Give me a good reason. :)

 

1. We are both Jewishly Challenged. Birds of a feather should love each other.

2. Dont you remember your Guru Ramana saying "there are no others?". So dont you love the SELF?

3. Without me on your group is would be like a corpse rotting in the ground, and you know it.

4. We are karmic soul mates.

5. You have not booted me from this group and to me that shows much tolerant love.

6. I will spare you the other 94 reasons.

 

Metta,

Alton

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>1. We are both Jewishly Challenged. Birds of a

> feather should love each other.

 

Bah. I've known plenty of reprehensible Jews.

Besides, if you hang out with birds you get

shit on your shoes.

 

> 2. Dont you remember your Guru Ramana saying

> " there are no others? " . So dont you love the

> SELF?

 

Bah.

 

> 3. Without me on your group is would be like

> a corpse rotting in the ground, and you know it.

 

Oh, I see. I should love you because you

kick a poor pathetic corpse and prevent it

from resting in peace.

 

> 4. We are karmic soul mates.

 

Oh, I didn't know that.

 

> 5. You have not booted me from this group

> and to me that shows much tolerant love.

 

I don't do boots.

 

> 6. I will spare you the other 94 reasons.

 

You left out the most obvious one: you

make me laugh.

 

Love,

 

Rob

Realization , " lostnTRANCElation "

<unbound@h...> wrote:

> Rob: Well you know what they say: If you have to

> explain a joke, it wasn't funny.

>

> Alton: Love me always even though I may not deserve it...

>

> Rob: Give me a good reason. :)

>

> 1. We are both Jewishly Challenged. Birds of a feather should love

each other.

> 2. Dont you remember your Guru Ramana saying " there are no

others? " . So dont you love the SELF?

> 3. Without me on your group is would be like a corpse rotting in

the ground, and you know it.

> 4. We are karmic soul mates.

> 5. You have not booted me from this group and to me that shows

much tolerant love.

> 6. I will spare you the other 94 reasons.

>

> Metta,

> Alton

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Dear

Rob,

 

I

am a new comer.

How

do we know we are karmic soul mates?

 

Chris

 

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lostnTRANCElation

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REALIZATION ROB'S

Reasons for

Rob

 

 

Rob: Well you know what they say: If you have to

explain a joke, it wasn't funny.

 

Alton: Love me always even though I may not deserve it...

 

Rob: Give me a good reason. :)

 

 

 

 

 

1.

We are both Jewishly Challenged. Birds of a feather should love each other.

 

 

2.

Dont you remember your Guru Ramana saying " there are no

others? " . So dont you love the SELF?

 

 

3.

Without me on your group is would be like a corpse rotting in the ground, and

you know it.

 

 

4.

We are karmic soul mates.

 

 

5.

You have not booted me from this group and to me that shows much tolerant love.

 

 

6.

I will spare you the other 94 reasons.

 

 

 

 

 

Metta,

 

 

Alton

 

 

 

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Hi Chris,

 

Welcome.

 

> How do we know we are karmic soul mates?

 

I think that's just Alton's way of saying

he likes me. And he knows I like him.

 

Jeepers, there's no accounting for taste,

is there? :)

 

Welcome.

 

-- Rob

 

 

 

Realization , " Christopher Chiu " <chiulf@i...>

wrote:

> Dear Rob,

>

> I am a new comer.

> How do we know we are karmic soul mates?

>

> Chris

>

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Rob,

Thanks!\

I

like you too.

Chris

 

-----Original

Message-----

Rob

[editor]

Monday, March 14, 2005 4:23

AM

Realization

Re: Reasons

for Rob

 

 

Hi Chris,

 

Welcome.

 

> How do we know we are karmic soul mates?

 

I think that's just Alton's way of saying

he likes me. And he knows I like him.

 

Jeepers, there's no accounting for taste,

is there? :)

 

Welcome.

 

-- Rob

 

 

 

Realization ,

" Christopher Chiu " <chiulf@i...>

wrote:

> Dear Rob,

>

> I am a new comer.

> How do we know we are karmic soul mates?

>

> Chris

>

 

 

 

 

 

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Un:

Realization-

Our web address: http://www.realization.org

 

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permission to have it reproduced as a letter on

http://www.realization.org

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