Guest guest Posted June 16, 2005 Report Share Posted June 16, 2005 You wont get cancer You wont get heart disease You wont get Alzheimer's You wont be HIV positive You could meet with Buddha, Christ or Ramana You wont have to work No taxes will be due The IRS wont come knocking on your door No more money problems Forget about global warming You wont have to eat You wont have to sleep You wont have relationship problems Your mind will finally stop talking to you An end to computer virus worries You wont have to put up with religious zealots You will be able to say, in my world nothing ever goes wrong You will then be that imaginary SELF You may find out if you go to heaven or hell so you wont have to wonder anymore You have to be concerned about your kids using drugs or alcohol Not other bodies will reject you Your boss wont fire you Your stocks wont go down Your pension plan wont be out of money when you retire You wont care if social security goes under No more expensive medicines No more pesticide ridden foods Forget about polluted water You wont receive spam No more fear of the dark No identity thefts No one can rob you No one can kill you No more panic attacks No more insults from family and friends Forget about gaining weight No more bill collectors hounding you You wont have to attend the AA meetings No more bad dreams Forget about enlightenment because that is only an enslaving concept You may find out that there was never a Buddha or Christ You wont have to take laxatives anymore There wont be any gain or pain Your auto will never breakdown The price of gas wont concern you Forget about dentists You wont have to worry about becoming incontinent You wont care if the world survives or not You will be free of those who kill in the name of religion You will miss the next holocaust You will miss the next tsunami No one will care to proselytize you You wont offend anyone You wont have to apologize to anyone You wont have gas You wont have to worry about loved ones being sick You wont have to worry about loved ones dying You wont have to worry about your own death No bird flu scares An end to one's suffering You may not find anything because when you are dead there is nothing Therefore you will finally have eternal peace without there being a you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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