Joke ... :-))

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KKT: A joke to get out of a lethargic samadhi :-))

 

Just for fun :-))

 

 

Cheers :-)

 

 

KKT

 

 

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It was the first day of school in Dallas and a new student named

Suzuki, the son of a Japanese businessman, entered the fourth grade.

 

The teacher said, " Let's begin by reviewing some American history.

Who said " Give me Liberty, or give me Death? "

She saw a sea of blank faces, except for Suzuki, who had his hand up.

" Patrick Henry, 1775. " He said.

 

" Very good! Who said 'Government of the people, by the people,

for the people, shall not perish from the earth' " ?

 

Again, no response except from Suzuki: " Abraham Lincoln,1863. " ,

said Suzuki

 

The teacher snapped at the class, " Class, you should be ashamed.

Suzuki, who is new to our country, knows more about its history

than you do. "

 

She heard a loud whisper: " F**k the Japs. "

" Who said that? " she demanded.

Suzuki put his hand up. " Lee Iacocca, 1982. "

 

At that point, a student in the back said, " I'm gonna puke. "

The teacher glares and asks " All right! Now, who said that? "

 

Again, Suzuki says, " George Bush to the Japanese Prime Minister,

1991. "

 

Now furious, another student yells, " Oh yeah? Suck this! "

Suzuki jumps out of his chair waving his hand and shouts to the

teacher, " Bill Clinton, to Monica Lewinsky, 1997! "

 

Now with almost a mob hysteria someone said, " You little shit.

If you say anything else, I'll kill you. "

 

Suzuki frantically yells at the top of his voice, " Gary Condit to

Chandra Levy 2001. "

 

The teacher fainted.

 

And as the class gathered around the teacher on the floor, someone

said, " Oh shit, we're f**ked " and Suzuki said, " The Taliban! 2001 " .