Guest guest Posted April 26, 2002 Report Share Posted April 26, 2002 A few trans-timely quotes from Zen Master Woody Allen, Abbott of the Groucho Marxist School of Vajrayana Stand-up: "What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet." "To *you* I'm an atheist; to God, I'm the Loyal Opposition." "It seemed the world was divided into good and bad people. The good ones slept better ... while the bad ones seemed to enjoy the waking hours much more." "It's not that I'm afraid to die, I just don't want to be there when it happens." "It's impossible to experience one's death objectively and still carry a tune." "Death is an acquired trait." "I'm astounded by people who want to 'know' the unverse when it's so hard to find your way around Chinatown." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted April 26, 2002 Report Share Posted April 26, 2002 Nisargadatta, Colin Yardley <yardley@s...> wrote: > A few trans-timely quotes from Zen Master Woody Allen, Abbott of the Groucho Marxist School of Vajrayana Stand-up: > " It's not that I'm afraid to die, I just don't want to be there when it happens. " > -------------------------------- When " you " fall asleep(disappear) at night, do you preside over the split second " you " fall asleep(disappear)? .. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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