wheres dat freaken elf

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HEY...Where did dat freaken elf wit all da samidges go ehhhhh....Da

freaken whole box a juicy greens and cherry babies?

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elfs ear was ticklin and wrigglin in her dreams. She wriggled it faster and then in comed all the worbs.. juicy greens and cherry babies.. elf sat up in her nest wiv a start and peered over the rim. There was Johns far down below callin again.

Haloooooooooooooooooooooo yelled elf and waved. I are up this side haddin a good restin. I bringed one million logs for the fires and then i got filled wiv tiredlieness right fron the bottons of my toes right to the tots of my very ears..

elf hopped over the nest and flew down.. and then disappeared fru the trees and bringed back a log.

Now settle down next to me and I'll get ma little coffee pot on Johns, skewer us a nice tatty and a mushroon each and then we can listen to the stars talkin all their talks..

Mmmm

did you know that the very bushmens fron south africa was studyin the moons of jupiter with their bare eyes long before the west had discovered telescopes. Hmmm thats the trues.. also more..

Hmmmmm did you know that the clouds are the hairs of their very anscestors blowin in the winds..

 

Only they knowed what the wind blowin over the grass meaned...only they knowed what it feeled lite.

Hmmm.. but that might not beed very polite conversations in the west..

Hmmm

lite them temples in the south of indias.. Mmmmm...

elf crossed her legs and grinned.. Hmmmm there the coffees smellin nice..

 

 

HEY...Where did dat freaken elf wit all da samidges go ehhhhh....Da freaken whole box a juicy greens and cherry babies?