Guest guest Posted July 22, 2002 Report Share Posted July 22, 2002 Consciousness: that annoying time between naps. Reality? That's where the pizza delivery guy comes from. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine. Out of my mind. Back in five minutes. Happiness is a belt-fed weapon. I want to die in sleep like my grandfather, not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car. I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian. Enjoy life, this isn't a rehearsal. My son got your honor student kid pregnant. It's as BAD as you think, and they ARE out to get you. If we aren't supposed to eat animals, why are they made out of meat? Time is the best teacher; unfortunately, it kills all its students. Warning: Dates in Calendars are closer than they appear. Always remember, you're unique, just like everyone else. Puritanism: The haunting fear that someone, somewhere, may be happy. My wife said if I don't quit fishing she's gonna divorce me. God, I'm gonna miss her. My karma ran over my dogma. God loves you, but everyone lese thinks you're a & *#@*%! I'm pink, therefore I'm Spam. Dear Lord, save me from your followers. Join the Army, travel to exotic lands, meet exciting and unusual people. Then kill 'em. Beatings will continue until morale improves. Don't take life too seriously - it isn't permanent. A single fact can ruin a good argument. Please, no deja vu; I don't want to go through that again. Yes, but you're taking the universe out of context. " I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it! " " Pride is what we have. Vanity is what others have. " I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe. Atheism is a non-prophet organization. Jesus is coming, everyone look busy. My child was inmate of the month at the Milpitas youth facility You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted July 22, 2002 Report Share Posted July 22, 2002 Hur, My guess is some of these messages (especially the first one) would bring a smile from Nisargadatta. And as far as the question of reality -- if that's when the pizza guy arrives -- I guess when you get hit in the face with a large pepperoni, that's love. I've been " listening, " and enjoy the company. Best wishes, George Nisargadatta, " hurg " <hurg> wrote: > Consciousness: that annoying time between naps. > > Reality? That's where the pizza delivery guy comes from. > > Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine. > > Out of my mind. Back in five minutes. > > Happiness is a belt-fed weapon. > > I want to die in sleep like my grandfather, not screaming and yelling > like the passengers in his car. > > I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a > vegetarian. > > Enjoy life, this isn't a rehearsal. > > My son got your honor student kid pregnant. > > It's as BAD as you think, and they ARE out to get you. > > If we aren't supposed to eat animals, why are they made out of meat? > > Time is the best teacher; unfortunately, it kills all its students. > > Warning: Dates in Calendars are closer than they appear. > > Always remember, you're unique, just like everyone else. > > Puritanism: The haunting fear that someone, somewhere, may be happy. > > My wife said if I don't quit fishing she's gonna divorce me. God, I'm > gonna miss her. > > My karma ran over my dogma. > > God loves you, but everyone lese thinks you're a & *#@*%! > > I'm pink, therefore I'm Spam. > > Dear Lord, save me from your followers. > > Join the Army, travel to exotic lands, meet exciting and unusual > people. Then kill 'em. > > Beatings will continue until morale improves. > > Don't take life too seriously - it isn't permanent. > > A single fact can ruin a good argument. > > Please, no deja vu; I don't want to go through that again. > > Yes, but you're taking the universe out of context. > > " I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it! " > > " Pride is what we have. Vanity is what others have. " > > I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe. > > Atheism is a non-prophet organization. > > Jesus is coming, everyone look busy. > > My child was inmate of the month at the Milpitas youth facility > > You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be > misquoted, then used against you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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