Guest guest Posted April 12, 2003 Report Share Posted April 12, 2003 The Shit List Guide to World Religions Taoism: Shit happens. Confucianism: Confucius says, " Shit Happens " Buddhism: If shit happens, it isn't really shit. Zen: What is the sound of shit happening? Hinduism: This shit happened before. Islam: If shit happens, it is the will of Allah. Catholicism: If shit happens, you deserve it. Judaism: Why does shit always happens to us? Protestantism: Let shit happens to someone else. Christian Science: Shit does not happen. Jehovah's Witness: We believe that shit is coming. Paganism: The gods make shit. Atheism: No shit! Agnosticism: Maybe there is shit and may be not. Marxism: We have nothing to lose but our shit. Humanism: We shit, therefore we are. Cynicism: We doubt shit. Epicureanism: Ignore shit, be happy. Aufism: Shit whirls. Satanism: To hell with shit. Bahai: Shit is one. Primitivism: Shit is everywhere. Capitalism: Shit has a price. Mormons: Shit is golden. Rastafarianism: This is good shit! Wiccism: Mother's giving me shit. Shamanism: The aura of shit. Existentialism: We exist because of shit. Scientology: We cover up Shit. Nihilism: There are no reasons to shit. 7th Day Adventist: Pray for shit to come. Sikhism: Shit! We are sick and hairy. from <http://www.geocities.com/mi_nok/shite.htm> Peace, Karta Rasta Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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