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FW: Holiday humor>>Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met.

After a

>>perfect

>>courtship, they had a perfect wedding. Their life together was, of

>>course, perfect.

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>>One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve, this perfect couple was driving

>>their

>>perfect car along a winding road,

>>when they noticed someone at the side of the road in distress.

>>Being the

>>perfect couple, they stopped to help. There stood Santa Claus with

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>>huge bundle of toys. Not wanting to disappoint any children on the

>>eve

>>of Christmas, the perfect couple loaded Santa and his toys into

>>their

>>vehicle.

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>>Soon they were driving along delivering the toys. Unfortunately,

>>the

>>driving conditions deteriorated and

>>the perfect couple; and Santa Claus had an accident. Only one of

>>them

>>survived the accident.

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>>Question: Who was the survivor? (Scroll down for the answer.)

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>>Answer: The perfect woman survived. She's the only one who really

>>existed in the first place. Everyone knows there is no Santa Claus

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>>there is no such thing as a perfect man.

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>>***** Women stop reading here, that is the end of the joke.****

>>Men keep scrolling.

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>>So, if there is no perfect man and no Santa Claus, the woman must

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>>Men Keep scrolling.

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>>By the way, if you're a woman and you're still reading, this

>>illustrates another point: Women never listen.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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" dan330033 " <dan330033

<Nisargadatta >

Wednesday, December 10, 2003 7:43 PM

Re: Existence

 

 

> Nisargadatta , " Sheilah " <sheilah@s...> wrote:

> >

> > From the mind arises the universe. The universe is mental.

> >

> > http://www.sheilah.net

>

> The mind hasn't arisen, so whatever arises

> from mind, hasn't arisen.

>

> http://www.onlythis.is

 

 

Since the mind hasn't arisen, and whatever arises from the mind hasn't

arisen, then ~only this is~ is a bunch of hooey, or as the fictitious

character sandeep, who also hasn't arisen would say,....hoopla (which also

hasn't arisen).

 

http://www.blahblahblah.com

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Nisargadatta , " Jessica White " <ellam-

ondre@c...> wrote:

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> " dan330033 " <dan330033>

> <Nisargadatta >

> Wednesday, December 10, 2003 7:43 PM

> Re: Existence

>

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> > Nisargadatta , " Sheilah " <sheilah@s...>

wrote:

> > >

> > > From the mind arises the universe. The universe is mental.

> > >

> > > http://www.sheilah.net

> >

> > The mind hasn't arisen, so whatever arises

> > from mind, hasn't arisen.

> >

> > http://www.onlythis.is

>

>

> Since the mind hasn't arisen, and whatever arises from the mind

hasn't

> arisen, then ~only this is~ is a bunch of hooey, or as the

fictitious

> character sandeep, who also hasn't arisen would say,....hoopla

(which also

> hasn't arisen).

>

> http://www.blahblahblah.com

 

Since you haven't arisen to say anything,

back to planet blah blah with you!

 

http://www.doodoodoodahdahdah.yow

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