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Nisargadatta , " Sheilah " <sheilah@s...> wrote:

>

> Some people hope that future will bring them happiness, others

however,

> decide to be happy here and now.

>

> http://www.sheilah.net

 

 

 

There are at least eight illusions in the above sentence....can

anyone find them?

 

(There are only two illusions in the sentence above)

 

 

 

 

 

 

toombaru

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> > Some people hope that future will bring them happiness, others

> however,

> > decide to be happy here and now.

 

> There are at least eight illusions in the above sentence....can

> anyone find them?

>

people, hope, future, happiness, others, decide, will bring, them

 

> (There are only two illusions in the sentence above)

Perhaps we could rate messages on a illusion/word ratio!

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> > Perhaps we could rate messages on a illusion/word ratio!

>

>

> There are three illusions on the sentence above......

> (and one implied)

How about this?

 

It seems *to me* likely, if I may say so, that it would be possible,

should we so choose, to rate messages as exchanged by people

(and I am referring to members,/participants here) on

this email list, on an illusion per word ratio.

 

> There are three illusions on the sentence above......

There is an illusion in the sentence above, as there is in this sentence.

 

Here's another one for *you*:

 

" This email list has messages. "

 

How many illusions in that sentence?

 

Two more:

 

" This is a sentence. "

 

" This sentence has no illusions. "

 

How many illusions in each of the above?

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Nisargadatta , " Bill Rishel " <plexus@x> wrote:

> > > Perhaps we could rate messages on a illusion/word ratio!

> >

> >

> > There are three illusions on the sentence above......

> > (and one implied)

> How about this?

>

> It seems *to me* likely, if I may say so, that it would be possible,

> should we so choose, to rate messages as exchanged by people

> (and I am referring to members,/participants here) on

> this email list, on an illusion per word ratio.

>

> > There are three illusions on the sentence above......

> There is an illusion in the sentence above, as there is in this

sentence.

>

> Here's another one for *you*:

>

> " This email list has messages. "

>

> How many illusions in that sentence?

>

> Two more:

>

> " This is a sentence. "

>

> " This sentence has no illusions. "

>

> How many illusions in each of the above?

 

 

 

nine (combined)

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What clowns! Where did you get the diplomas to spot illusion?

That illusions can be sorted out, isn't that an illusion?

Can you divide what is, that way?

 

This message is for Sheila,

 

Thank you sweetheart, although your posts are for spiritual pre-

school, they seem to generate most of our post nowadays. So the

jaded, the spiritually satieted, we thank you.

 

 

 

Nisargadatta , " toombaru2003 "

<toombaru2003> wrote:

> Nisargadatta , " Bill Rishel " <plexus@x> wrote:

> > > > Perhaps we could rate messages on a illusion/word ratio!

> > >

> > >

> > > There are three illusions on the sentence above......

> > > (and one implied)

> > How about this?

> >

> > It seems *to me* likely, if I may say so, that it would be

possible,

> > should we so choose, to rate messages as exchanged by people

> > (and I am referring to members,/participants here) on

> > this email list, on an illusion per word ratio.

> >

> > > There are three illusions on the sentence above......

> > There is an illusion in the sentence above, as there is in this

> sentence.

> >

> > Here's another one for *you*:

> >

> > " This email list has messages. "

> >

> > How many illusions in that sentence?

> >

> > Two more:

> >

> > " This is a sentence. "

> >

> > " This sentence has no illusions. "

> >

> > How many illusions in each of the above?

>

>

>

> nine (combined)

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Personally, I don't think the lady reads our messages, anyway. She is

just another spammer out to sell her wears. Oh I was joking, guys,

you are not clowns... it's that...your posts were.... so... amusing

 

Nisargadatta , " seesaw1us " <seesaw1us>

wrote:

> What clowns! Where did you get the diplomas to spot illusion?

> That illusions can be sorted out, isn't that an illusion?

> Can you divide what is, that way?

>

> This message is for Sheila,

>

> Thank you sweetheart, although your posts are for spiritual pre-

> school, they seem to generate most of our post nowadays. So the

> jaded, the spiritually satieted, we thank you.

>

>

>

> Nisargadatta , " toombaru2003 "

> <toombaru2003> wrote:

> > Nisargadatta , " Bill Rishel " <plexus@x>

wrote:

> > > > > Perhaps we could rate messages on a illusion/word ratio!

> > > >

> > > >

> > > > There are three illusions on the sentence above......

> > > > (and one implied)

> > > How about this?

> > >

> > > It seems *to me* likely, if I may say so, that it would be

> possible,

> > > should we so choose, to rate messages as exchanged by people

> > > (and I am referring to members,/participants here) on

> > > this email list, on an illusion per word ratio.

> > >

> > > > There are three illusions on the sentence above......

> > > There is an illusion in the sentence above, as there is in this

> > sentence.

> > >

> > > Here's another one for *you*:

> > >

> > > " This email list has messages. "

> > >

> > > How many illusions in that sentence?

> > >

> > > Two more:

> > >

> > > " This is a sentence. "

> > >

> > > " This sentence has no illusions. "

> > >

> > > How many illusions in each of the above?

> >

> >

> >

> > nine (combined)

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> That illusions can be sorted out, isn't that an illusion?

> Can you divide what is, that way?

Exactly my point when I asked toombaru how many

illusions in:

> " This sentence has no illusions. "

 

But he chickened out.

 

The offer is still there Toombaru...

how many illusions in the sentence:

 

" This sentence has no illusions " .

 

Bill

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> Personally, I don't think the lady reads our messages, anyway. She is

> just another spammer out to sell her wears. Oh I was joking, guys,

> you are not clowns... it's that...your posts were.... so... amusing

The Clown King has spoken!

 

Yes, don't think she reads them either.

Just a well-wisher sprinkling here daisys hither thither and yon.

 

Bill

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Nisargadatta , " Bill Rishel " <plexus@x> wrote:

> > That illusions can be sorted out, isn't that an illusion?

> > Can you divide what is, that way?

> Exactly my point when I asked toombaru how many

> illusions in:

> > " This sentence has no illusions. "

>

> But he chickened out.

>

> The offer is still there Toombaru...

> how many illusions in the sentence:

>

> " This sentence has no illusions " .

>

> Bill

 

 

 

 

Oh Bill,

 

 

Any question.....posed by an illusion (Bill) to an illusion..(toombaru)...about

illusion..(illusion)...is impossible to answer.

 

 

toombaru

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Any question.....posed by an illusion (Bill) to an

illusion..(toombaru)...about illusion..(illusion)...is impossible to answer.

 

Thank you.

 

We should be careful.

 

" Don't count your illusions before they're hatched! "

 

 

Bill

 

-

" toombaru2003 " <toombaru2003

<Nisargadatta >

Tuesday, February 03, 2004 2:12 PM

Re: Here and now

 

 

> Nisargadatta , " Bill Rishel " <plexus@x> wrote:

> > > That illusions can be sorted out, isn't that an illusion?

> > > Can you divide what is, that way?

> > Exactly my point when I asked toombaru how many

> > illusions in:

> > > " This sentence has no illusions. "

> >

> > But he chickened out.

> >

> > The offer is still there Toombaru...

> > how many illusions in the sentence:

> >

> > " This sentence has no illusions " .

> >

> > Bill

>

>

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Nisargadatta , " Bill Rishel " <plexus@x> wrote:

> Any question.....posed by an illusion (Bill) to an

> illusion..(toombaru)...about illusion..(illusion)...is impossible to answer.

>

> Thank you.

>

> We should be careful.

>

> " Don't count your illusions before they're hatched! "

>

>

> Bill

>

> -

> " toombaru2003 " <toombaru2003>

> <Nisargadatta >

> Tuesday, February 03, 2004 2:12 PM

> Re: Here and now

>

>

> > Nisargadatta , " Bill Rishel " <plexus@x> wrote:

> > > > That illusions can be sorted out, isn't that an illusion?

> > > > Can you divide what is, that way?

> > > Exactly my point when I asked toombaru how many

> > > illusions in:

> > > > " This sentence has no illusions. "

> > >

> > > But he chickened out.

> > >

> > > The offer is still there Toombaru...

> > > how many illusions in the sentence:

> > >

> > > " This sentence has no illusions " .

> > >

> > > Bill

> >

> >

 

 

 

 

LOL

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If it weren't for illusions, none of us would be here & now (what

time is it?).

 

(the hole sentence above is an illusion sent to you, an illusion, by

another illusion)

 

Sweet dreams.

 

 

Nisargadatta , " toombaru2003 "

<toombaru2003> wrote:

> Nisargadatta , " Bill Rishel " <plexus@x> wrote:

> > Any question.....posed by an illusion (Bill) to an

> > illusion..(toombaru)...about illusion..(illusion)...is impossible

to answer.

> >

> > Thank you.

> >

> > We should be careful.

> >

> > " Don't count your illusions before they're hatched! "

> >

> >

> > Bill

> >

> > -

> > " toombaru2003 " <toombaru2003>

> > <Nisargadatta >

> > Tuesday, February 03, 2004 2:12 PM

> > Re: Here and now

> >

> >

> > > Nisargadatta , " Bill Rishel " <plexus@x>

wrote:

> > > > > That illusions can be sorted out, isn't that an illusion?

> > > > > Can you divide what is, that way?

> > > > Exactly my point when I asked toombaru how many

> > > > illusions in:

> > > > > " This sentence has no illusions. "

> > > >

> > > > But he chickened out.

> > > >

> > > > The offer is still there Toombaru...

> > > > how many illusions in the sentence:

> > > >

> > > > " This sentence has no illusions " .

> > > >

> > > > Bill

> > >

> > >

>

>

>

>

> LOL

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Nisargadatta , " seesaw1us " <seesaw1us>

wrote:

 

> What clowns! Where did you get the diplomas to spot illusion?

> That illusions can be sorted out, isn't that an illusion?

> Can you divide what is, that way?

>

> This message is for Sheila,

>

> Thank you sweetheart, although your posts are for spiritual pre-

> school, they seem to generate most of our post nowadays. So the

> jaded, the spiritually satieted, we thank you.

 

 

Very good, Pete! I agree with you. Some are scratching themselves

here, where others have the itch. Kind of cool, that she doesn't

react and besides, why should she? She is already scratching herself

on the right place. Laugh!

 

 

sk

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Nisargadatta , " sk000005 " <sk000005> wrote:

> Nisargadatta , " seesaw1us " <seesaw1us>

> wrote:

>

> > What clowns! Where did you get the diplomas to spot illusion?

> > That illusions can be sorted out, isn't that an illusion?

> > Can you divide what is, that way?

> >

> > This message is for Sheila,

> >

> > Thank you sweetheart, although your posts are for spiritual pre-

> > school, they seem to generate most of our post nowadays. So the

> > jaded, the spiritually satieted, we thank you.

>

>

> Very good, Pete! I agree with you. Some are scratching themselves

> here, where others have the itch. Kind of cool, that she doesn't

> react and besides, why should she? She is already scratching herself

> on the right place. Laugh!

>

>

> sk

 

 

 

Well........I hate to say it.......but I'd like to see what would happen if Judi

got her hands on Sheila.

 

 

toombaru

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> Well........I hate to say it.......but I'd like to see what would happen

if Judi got her

> hands on Sheila.

You should! That's DISGUSTING!

Wash your mouth out with soap and water toombaru!

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Gee sk, do you think enlightenment happens when we manage

to scratch the Supreme Itch?

 

-Just Another Clown

 

PS: just shows how lite the fare is around here when such is

what we have to talk about.

 

 

 

-

" sk000005 " <sk000005

<Nisargadatta >

Tuesday, February 03, 2004 9:42 PM

Re: Here and now

 

 

> Nisargadatta , " seesaw1us " <seesaw1us>

> wrote:

>

> > What clowns! Where did you get the diplomas to spot illusion?

> > That illusions can be sorted out, isn't that an illusion?

> > Can you divide what is, that way?

> >

> > This message is for Sheila,

> >

> > Thank you sweetheart, although your posts are for spiritual pre-

> > school, they seem to generate most of our post nowadays. So the

> > jaded, the spiritually satieted, we thank you.

>

>

> Very good, Pete! I agree with you. Some are scratching themselves

> here, where others have the itch. Kind of cool, that she doesn't

> react and besides, why should she? She is already scratching herself

> on the right place. Laugh!

>

>

> sk

>

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> Well........I hate to say it.......but I'd like to see what would

> happen if Judi got her hands on Sheila.

 

 

Apropos Judi, she might be scratching herself too on the right

place! :-))

 

 

sk

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> Apropos Judi, she might be scratching herself too on the right

> place! :-))

 

> sk

 

You seem to know a lot about this " place " , wherever it is.

Perhaps you would enlighten us...

 

Bill

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> You seem to know a lot about this " place " , wherever it is.

> Perhaps you would enlighten us...

>

> Bill

 

 

Laugh! Bill, concerning your last post...geeeee, what dirty fantasy

you have!

 

We could ask Danananda, perhaps, he might enlighten us about

the " place " where he gets his " ananda " !

 

 

anandanandanaaaaaaaa

sk

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> Laugh! Bill, concerning your last post...geeeee, what dirty fantasy

> you have!

>

> We could ask Danananda, perhaps, he might enlighten us about

> the " place " where he gets his " ananda " !

>

>

> anandanandanaaaaaaaa

> sk

>

you're on a roll sk.

think you have a little ananda of your own going there....

 

Bill

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Nicely put.

 

Nisargadatta , " seesaw1us " <seesaw1us>

wrote:

> What clowns! Where did you get the diplomas to spot illusion?

> That illusions can be sorted out, isn't that an illusion?

> Can you divide what is, that way?

>

> This message is for Sheila,

>

> Thank you sweetheart, although your posts are for spiritual pre-

> school, they seem to generate most of our post nowadays. So the

> jaded, the spiritually satieted, we thank you.

>

>

>

> Nisargadatta , " toombaru2003 "

> <toombaru2003> wrote:

> > Nisargadatta , " Bill Rishel " <plexus@x>

wrote:

> > > > > Perhaps we could rate messages on a illusion/word ratio!

> > > >

> > > >

> > > > There are three illusions on the sentence above......

> > > > (and one implied)

> > > How about this?

> > >

> > > It seems *to me* likely, if I may say so, that it would be

> possible,

> > > should we so choose, to rate messages as exchanged by people

> > > (and I am referring to members,/participants here) on

> > > this email list, on an illusion per word ratio.

> > >

> > > > There are three illusions on the sentence above......

> > > There is an illusion in the sentence above, as there is in

this

> > sentence.

> > >

> > > Here's another one for *you*:

> > >

> > > " This email list has messages. "

> > >

> > > How many illusions in that sentence?

> > >

> > > Two more:

> > >

> > > " This is a sentence. "

> > >

> > > " This sentence has no illusions. "

> > >

> > > How many illusions in each of the above?

> >

> >

> >

> > nine (combined)

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Hey Steve, Thanks for the tip about . And congrats on your lack

of questions. :)

 

 

Nisargadatta , " yacobyisrael "

<yacobyisrael> wrote:

> Nicely put.

>

> Nisargadatta , " seesaw1us " <seesaw1us>

> wrote:

> > What clowns! Where did you get the diplomas to spot illusion?

> > That illusions can be sorted out, isn't that an illusion?

> > Can you divide what is, that way?

> >

> > This message is for Sheila,

> >

> > Thank you sweetheart, although your posts are for spiritual pre-

> > school, they seem to generate most of our post nowadays. So the

> > jaded, the spiritually satieted, we thank you.

> >

> >

> >

> > Nisargadatta , " toombaru2003 "

> > <toombaru2003> wrote:

> > > Nisargadatta , " Bill Rishel " <plexus@x>

> wrote:

> > > > > > Perhaps we could rate messages on a illusion/word ratio!

> > > > >

> > > > >

> > > > > There are three illusions on the sentence above......

> > > > > (and one implied)

> > > > How about this?

> > > >

> > > > It seems *to me* likely, if I may say so, that it would be

> > possible,

> > > > should we so choose, to rate messages as exchanged by people

> > > > (and I am referring to members,/participants here) on

> > > > this email list, on an illusion per word ratio.

> > > >

> > > > > There are three illusions on the sentence above......

> > > > There is an illusion in the sentence above, as there is in

> this

> > > sentence.

> > > >

> > > > Here's another one for *you*:

> > > >

> > > > " This email list has messages. "

> > > >

> > > > How many illusions in that sentence?

> > > >

> > > > Two more:

> > > >

> > > > " This is a sentence. "

> > > >

> > > > " This sentence has no illusions. "

> > > >

> > > > How many illusions in each of the above?

> > >

> > >

> > >

> > > nine (combined)

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Billy, boy... quitcher klownin & git back to woik.

 

:)

 

 

Nisargadatta , " Bill Rishel " <plexus@x> wrote:

> Gee sk, do you think enlightenment happens when we manage

> to scratch the Supreme Itch?

>

> -Just Another Clown

>

> PS: just shows how lite the fare is around here when such is

> what we have to talk about.

>

>

>

> -

> " sk000005 " <sk000005>

> <Nisargadatta >

> Tuesday, February 03, 2004 9:42 PM

> Re: Here and now

>

>

> > Nisargadatta , " seesaw1us " <seesaw1us>

> > wrote:

> >

> > > What clowns! Where did you get the diplomas to spot illusion?

> > > That illusions can be sorted out, isn't that an illusion?

> > > Can you divide what is, that way?

> > >

> > > This message is for Sheila,

> > >

> > > Thank you sweetheart, although your posts are for spiritual pre-

> > > school, they seem to generate most of our post nowadays. So the

> > > jaded, the spiritually satieted, we thank you.

> >

> >

> > Very good, Pete! I agree with you. Some are scratching themselves

> > here, where others have the itch. Kind of cool, that she doesn't

> > react and besides, why should she? She is already scratching

herself

> > on the right place. Laugh!

> >

> >

> > sk

> >

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