Guest guest Posted February 15, 2004 Report Share Posted February 15, 2004 Now, that it has been proved that the Universe is expanding, I can explain to my satisfaction why I can't get inside my old shirts anymore, and why stairs are getting longer. For a minute there, I thought it was me. On the other hand, this proves my bank account and sex life must reside in a parallel universe, they are definitely shrinking. Nanotechnology worries me a bit, as it is, I have trouble finding the right screwdriver inside my tool box now. And what if I swallowed a bunch of tiny robotic toothbrushes? Oh well, on the bright side, maybe I'll be dead by them. Pete Finance: Get your refund fast by filing online Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted February 16, 2004 Report Share Posted February 16, 2004 I'm sure you've heard of people who don't know nothing; well, I don't even suspect nothing. Tomorrow never knows. Nisargadatta , pete seesaw <seesaw1us> wrote: > Now, that it has been proved that the Universe is expanding, I can explain > to my satisfaction why I can't get inside my old shirts anymore, and why stairs are getting longer. For a minute there, I thought it was me. On the other hand, this proves my bank account and sex life must reside in a parallel universe, they are definitely shrinking. > > Nanotechnology worries me a bit, as it is, I have trouble finding the right screwdriver inside my tool box now. And what if I swallowed a bunch of tiny robotic toothbrushes? > > Oh well, on the bright side, maybe I'll be dead by them. > > Pete > > > > > > Finance: Get your refund fast by filing online > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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