Guest guest Posted February 16, 2004 Report Share Posted February 16, 2004 Now, that it has been proved that the Universe is expanding, I can explain to my satisfaction why I can't get inside my old shirts anymore, and why stairs are getting longer. For a minute there, I thought it was me. On the other hand, this proves my bank account and sex life must reside in a parallel universe, they are definitely shrinking. sk: Dear Pete, what else could that be than the knells of your personal " big crunch " Everyone goes trough that, if they are as lucky as you to live as long as you did until now. Keep on posting...it is a good prophylaxis against dementia. Nanotechnology worries me a bit, as it is, I have trouble finding the right screwdriver inside my tool box now. And what if I swallowed a bunch of tiny robotic toothbrushes? Oh well, on the bright side, maybe I'll be dead by them. sk: Well Pete, interesting to see that you associate nanotechnology with tool boxes and screwdrivers but you miss the poetical moment in all that. There is nothing menacing our well established cultural prosthesis, which expands proportionally to the universe. Robotic toothbrushes are only the beginning, robotic genitals are the camouflaged underlying aim. Sort of trying to impress women, which in fact is our most potent motor. Like saying: " Hey! Look at me! I'm a happy guy. Why don't we mix our genes? So we will have a little fun and happy children, too! " Isn't it curious that nearly all the sages are men? Yes, our masculine span of life has became too long. Biologically and under evolutional aspects 30-40 years is more than enough. What should we do with the rest of the time? Yes, philosphy or earn and save money for god knows who or, both things. Same choose to instigate a war here and there, which looked at it under a pragmatical angle has more advantages than to create a new religion. But, who needs in nowadays religions, having the genuine american understanding of democracy and of the term freedom? ....and all that, including my elaboration here, only to impress the chicks!? You might ask me, where the hell is the poetry in all that and, I will answer you, you don't see the wood for the trees. As redundant as we are as men from a certain age, we also are doing all we can, to " obso-delete " us completely. We will never satisfy them completely...and why? Because, we love it! ) sk Finance: Get your refund fast by filing online Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted February 16, 2004 Report Share Posted February 16, 2004 LOL! Too funny! - " sk sk " <sk000005 <nisargadatta > Sunday, February 15, 2004 11:58 PM fuzzysk > Now, that it has been proved that the Universe is expanding, I can explain to my satisfaction why I can't get inside my old shirts anymore, and why stairs are getting longer. For a minute there, I thought it was me. On the other hand, this proves my bank account and sex life must reside in a parallel universe, they are definitely shrinking. > > > > > sk: Dear Pete, what else could that be than the knells of your personal " big crunch " Everyone goes trough that, if they are as lucky as you to live as long as you did until now. Keep on posting...it is a good prophylaxis against dementia. > > > Nanotechnology worries me a bit, as it is, I have trouble finding the right screwdriver inside my tool box now. And what if I swallowed a bunch of tiny robotic toothbrushes? > > Oh well, on the bright side, maybe I'll be dead by them. > > > sk: Well Pete, interesting to see that you associate nanotechnology with tool boxes and screwdrivers but you miss the poetical moment in all that. There is nothing menacing our well established cultural prosthesis, which expands proportionally to the universe. Robotic toothbrushes are only the beginning, robotic genitals are the camouflaged underlying aim. Sort of trying to impress women, which in fact is our most potent motor. Like saying: " Hey! Look at me! I'm a happy guy. Why don't we mix our genes? So we will have a little fun and happy children, too! " Isn't it curious that nearly all the sages are men? Yes, our masculine span of life has became too long. Biologically and under evolutional aspects 30-40 years is more than enough. What should we do with the rest of the time? Yes, philosphy or earn and save money for god knows who or, both things. Same choose to instigate a war here and there, which looked at it under a pragmatical angle has more advantages than to create a new > religion. But, who needs in nowadays religions, having the genuine american understanding of democracy and of the term freedom? > > ...and all that, including my elaboration here, only to impress the chicks!? > > You might ask me, where the hell is the poetry in all that and, I will answer you, you don't see the wood for the trees. As redundant as we are as men from a certain age, we also are doing all we can, to " obso-delete " us completely. We will never satisfy them completely...and why? Because, we love it! > > ) > > sk > > > > > > > Finance: Get your refund fast by filing online > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted February 16, 2004 Report Share Posted February 16, 2004 Nisargadatta , sk sk <sk000005> wrote: .. Robotic toothbrushes are only the beginning, robotic genitals are the camouflaged underlying aim. Sort of trying to impress women, which in fact is our most potent motor. Hmm! So nanotechnology makes you think of genitals? Interesting. Maybe you have something in commun with Bill Gates, he named his company after his tool. Just joking, Bill! Send me a million to proof you have a sense of humor. > > > > > > Finance: Get your refund fast by filing online > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted February 16, 2004 Report Share Posted February 16, 2004 > Hmm! So nanotechnology makes you think of genitals? Interesting. > > Maybe you have something in commun with Bill Gates, he named his > company after his tool. LOL! Always carnival in Southern California sk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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