The German and the Spaniard who climb up a Mountain to come down a Hill!

[Guest guest]

Taradiddle! They enter the arena blindfold and with the hands tied

up upon the back in hope, and crying, for mercy. Mammaaaaaa! They

have already lost. The thumbs downwards. The heads rolling upon the

dust. Arme Teufel! Arme Schweine!¡Que los Dioses tengan misericordia

de ellos! The very personal " III. Reich " is gone, gone forever.

Miss Conception laughs! The emperor farts and asks: " What kind of

idiots were this? " , " A german musician we captured in Crete and an

hispanic drunkard! " , " Oh my goodness, what disgrace! "

 

 

Kip Almazy

[Guest guest]

Nisargadatta , " kipalmazy " <kipalmazy>

wrote:

 

> Taradiddle! ...

 

A Samurai came to a Zen master and said:

" Show me the gates of Heaven and Hell. "

The Zen master said, " Are you a Samurai? You look much more like a

beggar. And that sword -- I bet it is so dull that it could not cut

off my head. "

The enraged Samurai drew his sword, and raised it to strike the master

down.

The Zen master said, " Now show me the gates of Heaven. "

The Samurai sheathed his sword, bowed to the master, and left.

[Guest guest]

Nisargadatta , " kipalmazy " <kipalmazy>

wrote:

>The heads rolling upon the dust.

 

There were three men, a German, A Spaniard, and a Pollock, who worked

on a high-rise construction site. At lunch time, the German pulls out

his lunch- " kielbossi sandwhich AGAIN? " he exclaims. The Spaniard

opens his lunch pail- " BIG SUPRISE, enchiladas! " he says in

disappointment. Following in suit, the Pollock opens his lunch-

" turkey sandwhich..goodness I want something new for once! " .

 

The next day, the same thing happened, they had the same lunches and

complained that they wanted something new. The next week, the German

exclaimed " I have had it! If I don't get something new tomorrow for

lunch, I will jump off of here! " . The Spaniard and Pollock agreed with

the German. The next day, to their dismay, they received the same

lunches. One by one they jumped off the building, plunging to their

death over lunch. At the funeral, the wife of the Spaniard was in

tears, then bawling her eyes out. The same with the German man's wife.

They both gave spoke of how if they would have known that the men

didn't like their lunches, they would have given them something new

with no problem.

 

Then it was the Pollock's wife's turn to give say a few words. She

gets up there, with a half forlorn, half amused look on her face and

said " My husband packed his own lunch... "

 

***

 

who has packed your lunch?? :-)))

[Guest guest]

Nisargadatta , " Stefan " <s.petersilge@c...>

wrote:

>

> Nisargadatta , " kipalmazy " <kipalmazy>

> wrote:

>

> > Taradiddle! ...

>

> A Samurai came to a Zen master and said:

> " Show me the gates of Heaven and Hell. "

> The Zen master said, " Are you a Samurai? You look much more like a

> beggar. And that sword -- I bet it is so dull that it could not cut

> off my head. "

> The enraged Samurai drew his sword, and raised it to strike the

master

> down.

> The Zen master said, " Now show me the gates of Heaven. "

> The Samurai sheathed his sword, bowed to the master, and left.

 

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You know what Stefan, it becomes clear to me that when you do not

want to see the truth. Truth won't kill you. But lets say most of

the people here are the Samurai above and after having talked to the

Zen master instead of bowing to the Zen master they kill him! Just

because the have a sword. They kill the Buddha. Then after having

killed the buddha, they go to another master or another web site and

the start all over again! " Hey you over there! You think you know

something hein? Show me the gates of Heaven and Hell? and they kill

and kill, and kill but whom? The only kill them self they don't kill

their ignorance as you Stefan are doing with you very own sword!

They laughed at Jesus, an Avatar! and many other! Why would they not

laugh at us?

Let them laugh, they are still blind!

 

Alberto,

[Guest guest]

Nisargadatta , " kipalmazy " <kipalmazy>

wrote:

>

> Taradiddle! They enter the arena blindfold and with the hands tied

> up upon the back in hope, and crying, for mercy. Mammaaaaaa! They

> have already lost. The thumbs downwards. The heads rolling upon

the

> dust. Arme Teufel! Arme Schweine!¡Que los Dioses tengan

misericordia

> de ellos! The very personal " III. Reich " is gone, gone forever.

> Miss Conception laughs! The emperor farts and asks: " What kind of

> idiots were this? " , " A german musician we captured in Crete and an

> hispanic drunkard! " , " Oh my goodness, what disgrace! "

>

>

> Kip Almazy

 

****************************************

 

I tough you were smarter than that kip?

Guess I was wrong! What is the teaching behind you words. Oh I see

your level of understanding now! it was in these words:

 

The emperor farts!! lol

 

Alberto,

[Guest guest]

Nisargadatta , " ilikezen2004 " <ilikezen2004>

wrote:

>

> Nisargadatta , " kipalmazy " <kipalmazy>

> wrote:

> >

> > Taradiddle! They enter the arena blindfold and with the hands tied

> > up upon the back in hope, and crying, for mercy. Mammaaaaaa! They

> > have already lost. The thumbs downwards. The heads rolling upon

> the

> > dust. Arme Teufel! Arme Schweine!¡Que los Dioses tengan

> misericordia

> > de ellos! The very personal " III. Reich " is gone, gone forever.

> > Miss Conception laughs! The emperor farts and asks: " What kind of

> > idiots were this? " , " A german musician we captured in Crete and an

> > hispanic drunkard! " , " Oh my goodness, what disgrace! "

> >

> >

> > Kip Almazy

>

> ****************************************

>

> I tough you were smarter than that kip?

> Guess I was wrong! What is the teaching behind you words. Oh I see

> your level of understanding now! it was in these words:

>

> The emperor farts!! lol

>

> Alberto,

 

 

 

 

toombaru thought that what Kip wrote........

 

was a brilliant....disturbing.....slice-

of-life......silliloque.......

 

 

freezing a moment....of the zombee jamboree.........

[Guest guest]

> > ****************************************

> >

> > I tough you were smarter than that kip?

> > Guess I was wrong! What is the teaching behind you words. Oh I

see

> > your level of understanding now! it was in these words:

> >

> > The emperor farts!! lol

> >

> > Alberto,

>

>

>

>

> toombaru thought that what Kip wrote........

>

> was a brilliant....disturbing.....slice-

> of-life......silliloque.......

>

>

> freezing a moment....of the zombee jamboree.........

 

Yeah, Kip is an OK guy. He is just a secretive

fellow. He has changed his handle 3 times in

two years. He doesn't want people to know who he

really is, but his story is fascinating, and

worth telling. Although he is going to be upset

at me, here it is:

His real name is Richard, and he was born

in the jungles of Spain. That's was why

his second Id was Skogen, which means

jungle in Swedish. His father was a famous

Scottish explorer, who unwisely took his

pregnant wife with him to explore the remote

jungles of Castile. Shortly after baby

Richard was born in a jungle manger, his

parents were killed by one of the rare blond

Spanish gorillas, or was it guerrilla? I

forget. Anyway, baby Richard was found

by some German monks roaming the jungle

in search of exotic herbs to mix with

their Rhine wine.

So little Richard grew up in a German

monastery, until he was kidnaped by Vikings

pirates. Now he is the sex slave of 12 Viking

amazons.

 

Pete

[Guest guest]

> Yeah, Kip is an OK guy. He is just a secretive

> fellow. He has changed his handle 3 times in

> two years. He doesn't want people to know who he

> really is, but his story is fascinating, and

> worth telling. Although he is going to be upset

> at me, here it is:

> His real name is Richard, and he was born

> in the jungles of Spain. That's was why

> his second Id was Skogen, which means

> jungle in Swedish. His father was a famous

> Scottish explorer, who unwisely took his

> pregnant wife with him to explore the remote

> jungles of Castile. Shortly after baby

> Richard was born in a jungle manger, his

> parents were killed by one of the rare blond

> Spanish gorillas, or was it guerrilla? I

> forget. Anyway, baby Richard was found

> by some German monks roaming the jungle

> in search of exotic herbs to mix with

> their Rhine wine.

> So little Richard grew up in a German

> monastery, until he was kidnaped by Vikings

> pirates. Now he is the sex slave of 12 Viking

> amazons.

 

 

LOL!

 

Kip Almazy

[Guest guest]

Nisargadatta , " ilikezen2004 "

<ilikezen2004> wrote:

>You know what Stefan, it becomes clear to me that when you do not

>want to see the truth. Truth won't kill you.

 

You have catched me, Alberto... really, I have the feeling it would

kill me.

 

Love

Stefan